Sigma's IIDX Pun Contest Options

[Sigma]

Sigma's Facebook Event Page for IIDX Pun Contest.

Ok so I have one PS3 DJ Hero kit left from when I bought those six kits of DJ Hero 1 back in August. I have gotten more of my money's worth from them and I now have DJ Hero 2 so since I cannot find a buyer for this kit, I'm putting the spare kit up for a contest. This is how it will work.

- You will write a story about anything you'd like, using as many IIDX song titles as you can.
- I will be the sole judge of this contest, I will base my judging on two factors:
1. How many IIDX songs were used during the story.
2. How entertaining the story is.
- You can submit as many stories as you'd like. This includes if you've written some homo story in the past and you want to submit it here.
- Anyone is able to participate.
- This contest will go until midnight on Christmas morning, after then I will not accept any more submissions, and later in the morning I will make a video where I will read the winning story and announce the winner and it will be on Youtube thereafter.
- The format for submission is simple, copy/paste whatever you write into pastebin.org and include your name in the document so I know who you are. Then post the link on the Event Page.
- Any reference made in relation to stealing orange juice will result in an auto-ban of the submission, no exceptions.

I will accept submissions here and on the Facebook Event Page.

[Jadin]

clione

[Fungi]

This is going to be the best worst contest.

[*NYAA]

i'm a country girl but you're a new york city boy

[Schala]

prepare to become SPACE FIGHT DUST

[SEXYSEXYCHEVY]

WANNA PARTY? TONIGHT?
PLEASE DON'T GO
DON'T FORGET
WATCH OUT!!
I AM BEING TORN THE SKY
BE QUIET

FLUTE MAN WITH ME... NOW AND FOREVER
SHE IS MY WIFE

[dj FU]

What a bad idea

[DROP]

sigma stole fizzy lifting juice

[Buffalo]

love is orange

but tonight you've broken my heart

"you only got yourself to blame" i know

i cant stop fallin in love with you

because you're still in my heart

[Cyber Force]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[over there]

oh my

A V AA

let's celebrate

[b00geyman]

This is fucked up.

oh wait

[One Niceass Indi...]

Maybe I precipitate my ruin
*Dances with Pollinosis on the tube*
Come with me, pretty punisher! Diving money, BeForU.
Come on babe, it's party time. You'll say "Now, sadistic hardcore dominion"
HONEY♂PUNCH
I like it, I like it! Fantasy: the deep slurper
Do you really think love can save you? Fake time is money. Thank you for playing. All right, leaving.
I would never have assumed you'd leave me with a mental wound.
I'm telling everyone right now, my future queen's tragedy: キャッシュレスは愛情消すティッシュ, Kick Out, MENTAL MELTDOWN

WHAT'S NEXT:
I've been checking you out all night, 少年ラジオ. Don't I have a real good body tonight?
Just a little. *smile* 8B
So Fabulous!! Wanna party, Special One?
She is my wife -^o^-

*High school love, Drunk monky reunion*
You are now entering completely darkness
*Soft landing on the body, texture, feel it, red rocket rising, JAM JAM JAM*
Wait a minute
I can-can't stop fallin' in Freezing atmosphere. I like the way you move your body back into the light.

Oh this is bad...this is fucked up

awwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Come On!

last message: night flight to g59, i want to GET THE FUNK OUT

Why did you go awayyyyyyyy. You've broken my heaaaaAAAAAAArt.

*The Sound of Goodbye*

end of world. Say speed rave!
*Steel Needle INSERTiON, Freeway Shuffle, HEARTBEAT 250bpm*
YOUUUU CAAAAN feel the engine burning. You just need to die.

KAMIKAZE
Bloody Tears
KI SE KI
PERFECTWORLD

[DanAdamKOF]

Are you saying I'm a "Nasty" "New York City Boy" from the "North" who wears "Ultra High Heels" while "Burnin The Floor" and dancing the "Conga"? "You've Broken My Heart".

"I'm For Real", that's a "Higher Voltage" "Fantasy" of mine, it's my "Infinite Prayer",... it's "Under Construction" but I'm making "Small Waves".

Show some "Empathy" while I'm "Checking You Out" "B4U" "Jive Into The Night". "Love Will" "Absolute"-ly overcome your "Diamond Jealousy" of me and you'll make "Luv To Me" with your "Big Voyager" in "Vienna" while we "Gobble" "Jam and Marmalade".

"Nothing Ain't Stopping Us" unless I can't "Rest my Mind", "Girigiri Daddy" (then I'll commit "KamikazE"). Before the "Trancemission" of the "Final Count Down" to the end of this "Era", let's give some "Flowers for Abilon".

edit: http://pastebin.com/KYLTWTtQ

[*NYAA]

disqualified for misspelling flowers for albion

[jammitch!]

See sigsig.

[linus]

IIDX song names are most suitable for constructing

-love stories

-sci-fi, e.g.
~Session 1~
I fell into an Abyss. Awakening, I found myself in a Lab. I lost all my memories. This is where the story begins. Cubes of dissolved xenon, blocks of mint, and spheres full of green eyes. Streams of blueberries and tangerines coming out from the tap. Pretty sweet lab. The floor is full of Rugged Ash and Steel Needles, I was glad that I didn't drop on the floor. There seems to be a digitank system, dual controlled by a series of .exe with a digital mind. Then I saw a rack full of DoLLs, with name labels: Vanessa, Elisha, Evans, Jack, Linus, Lucy, Pandora etc... I raged against usual then felt distressed. This is fucked up. I wondered who was the one to place these spooky dolls in a lab. All these are just a prelude.

Would be impressed if anyone manages to pull out something else...

[linus]

~Session 9~
I am not gonna be ok. This is the end of world. At first I thought this would be an earth-like planet, just a lower world with different earth scape horizon. I bet you'll say now, "this is an inferno!". In my eyes, countless thunder and inazuma, with a mixture of sakura storm, snow storm, jewellery storm and lovely storm, no harmony and not lovely! I wish for the hope of the tomorrow, but this parasite world is due tomorrow! While I ride on the light, travelling across the star field and sun field, I accidentally entered the ULTiMΛTE RED ZONE! This just ruined my ubiquitous Fantastic Ride.
The pretty punishers in the zone report, then the naughty girl comes out from the queen's palace and screams "Watch out!!", she was once my wife, and now becomes my nemesis. She immediately have a reunion with several powerful angels like Galgalim, Exusia and Dominion, then I hear sound of golden giallahorn and echoes of genom screams, through my metallic mind mapping, I get the last message, "You need to die! Now and forever.".
I have a mental meltdown. They make a mosaic clione of buffalos, 灼熱Beach Side Bunny and yoshida-san!! I wish I am a wonder bullfighter or VJ army. They quickly rise in the sun and circling in a radius like a roulette, causing several scars in the earth. They even broke the nageki no ki, mirai no prism, and killed all the mirage residents. The shadow of that creature turns brightness into darkness. Am I having a paranoia? In this psyche planet, will I meet a miracle? never... where is my future? Close my eyes for me...

Life scrolls. These are still my words.

[linus]

~Ending~
We consider our debtty daddy as a legendary hitch hiker. He was also known by 72 names such as the flute man, the holic, the rainbow flyer, the special one, the speedy cat, the deep/last striker, the macho gang, the crazy kino, the dancer, the bad maniac... He had travelled spiral galaxies, had an astral voyage, rode on cheer train, witnessed frozen ray aurora in freezing atmosphere, set brazilian fire in beatonic nation, rang the air bell in alien temple of the alien world, painted the moon blue and met the moon child to have a moon race, collected four-leaf from four pieces of heaven, and now checking you out in heaven above... His acts are always in advance of everyone else. He just keep on movin'. He lived his hi-school dream, first resolution, and his destiny. He always teach us his motto: "Don't stop! Do it!! Do it!! Enjoy your life!". His days had been glorious.
We'd not blame him for leaving... It is all right. We did question "why did you go away?". In the dawn when the heavenly sun rises, we torn the sky and asked the beautiful angel and happy angel if they can quell this disaster and give our dad a reincarnation or a ghost revival and they just spin the disc and say "Play back hate you!". What an asshole. That day was 19, November.
The day after we had a funeral. We played rislim, 蠍火, 511 and xepher as he wished. But the DJ we hired later were on crack. He said "lulululululululululululu" and started playing the safari, take it easy and Gold rush. We were so pissed. But then we changed our attitude. If we really love our dad we should deal with it! No point in living in sorrows and shades of grey forever. We smooooooooooooched the DJ and killed him in a war game. It was fun.
Love is eternity and orange and magical and world-wide and it shines. As his death broken our hearts, he is still in our hearts. He dives right into our hearts. We sometimes go to his grave on the silvia drive, when we place some pink rose, himawari, flowers for albion and narcisuss at oasis, he'd always reply with "papapa~ papapa~ papapa~ papapa~" even though he's dead. We can sense him smiling, even though it's just a little smile. May he rest in mei.

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why am i so serious.

[linus]

~零-ZERO-~
"Let's begin a life. With me... with you... there are limitless posibilities."
Once upon a time~ there was a lab on route 80s. Two mad scientists: murmur twins.
"We are leading cyber... we have got ourselves a laser cruster, nebula grasper, and a golden cross..."
"We have got enough Ixion and Hyperion too... what else do we need for the breeding?"
"All I need your love... jk. What about synthesis of a DC fish, andromeda and a candy gal?"
"Good idea. Let's go beyond the boundary of science..."
So kick out kamen, punch love kamen and beatchic kamen were born.
"Hey this is real fun. Let's mix mermaid girl and a minimalian and see what will happen"
Then shits happen because of faulty scripted connections of the trip machines which lead to leaks of soliton beams and the twins died. They went to the second heaven (which is actually G59), a nasty place of desolation with no lights. They became ミッドナイト堕天使 and trigger genocide and kill an eco-g when kids singalong with rislim-remix-.
The mixture plasma they leftover somehow contacted with tomorrow perfume and some weird stoic chemical reactions occured. And with some hydrogen blueback of photongenic elements, wala.
This tale is now a secret, never to be known by the new generation...