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Posted by: Marlie Tang Apr 25 2013, 07:26 PM



Watch Afro-ken!!

Seriously go watch it! Otherwise you will be MODKILL

Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5kmT_jBTU4
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYzHoJp0Wjs
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khatM1NO-ms


There is a dog with a big afro
That follows me around wherever I go
My daddy says it don't exist
But I have seen it in the sky
And even in my rice bowl dish
The other day I was at the park
When all of a sudden the sky grew dark
I looked above the convenience store
I saw it lumber round the corner
Bigger than a dinosaur

Whenever, wherever, no matter where you go...
Even when you're eating tonkatsu... (Xythar's TL Note: The keikaku is to eat tonkatsu (fried pork cutlets sliced and drizzled with a special sauce))
From the place of fluffy things, yo!
Is that where you were born?
Fantastikku na~~~~~waaaaan~chan~ (Fantastic dogs)

It's the Afro-ken!!!
It's back again!!
It's the Afro-ken!!!
Aitsu chotto hen... (He's very weird)

It's the Afro-ken ♫
It's back again ♫
It's the Afro-ken ♫
It's my best friend ♥ ♥ ♥

It's the Afro-ken~
It's back again~
It's the Afro-ken~
Zen zen shaberahen... (He doesn't talk at all)

It's the Afro-ken
It's back again
It's the Afro-ken
It's my best friend.


:: Starter Guide ::

This isn't even anyone's first game, is it? Whatever though, I'm just going to copypaste this from my last game mostly. Some notable changes from my last game are the lack of deadline lynches, one-shot abilities now being depleted if blocked, and how daykills work (only stops hammer for 24 hours). Days are also back to their usual longness because this game has a small amount of players (and random weekend deadlines suck anyway).

This is forum http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_%28party_game%29, so it's a big step up in seriousness from those stupid 5 minute epicmafia games. Trolling by means of fakeclaiming or otherwise fucking around (frivolous claiming or generally disruptive play) is discouraged and will cause your team to lose probably, or at least get you killed fast.

Despite being a "big step up", this isn't meant to be the absolute height of seriousness, as that doesn't seem fun to play anyway. Remember that this is still an Internet Party Game, and that I have probably made a bunch of silly roles to remind you guys of that (although I still tried to balance it as usual).

Activity is the biggest part of the game, as the scum basically get a free win if people lurk and don't do anything in these games. Try to chime in at least every 24 hours if you can. The town's only true weapons are numbers (which is why vanilla town is a powerful role), activity (which builds post histories, leading to cases against people), and the lynch.

I recommend glancing over SA's standard rules before you fuck yourself and get modkilled somehow (or look below I guess, as I just reiterate everything): http://mafiawiki.notesmash.org/wiki/Standard_mafia_rules

The big "don'ts" in a nutshell (don't blame me if you get modkilled due to not reading this, blame yourself or God):
  • No lurking! I will pester inactives and perhaps replace or modkill you.
  • No editing your posts (I can see edits, so don't try it).
  • No talking about this game outside of the thread in any manner (with players or non-players), unless your role PM explicitly says you can with certain people (e.g. the scum get to conspire in secret).
  • No pasting your role PM (you may paraphrase though) or anything else I tell you on AIM/IRC/whatever. Note that cheating is not even possible if you wanted to try, because I send town PMs to every player. That means even if you gave someone your password, it would confirm nothing, as I will tell the scum in secret if they are scum or not.
  • No posting if you're not in the game, unless it's a completely neutral post and properly marked that you're not playing as to not confuse the players (I'll delete it if it's stupid).
  • No posting after hammers or daykills (count the votes if in doubt).
  • No posting any game-related information after dying (or otherwise revealing anything about your role or whatever), even to other dead players (they, and you, could still interact with the game potentially), regardless of whether it's public or private communication.
  • No attempts to subvert honorable play by means of encryption, Toxx clauses, Truth or Dare, etc.
  • No fake day actions, e.g. ##kill without actually having a daykill.
Feel free to ask questions if you're confused, perhaps in the thread (which seems better since more people could answer).
:: Frankers ::
Roles:
1) apple cider vinegar (Audity) :: Lee_roy Jen-ken
2) BigC :: Super Dachshund Type Ken
3) BLUST OF WIND (Eijiken) :: Psy-ken
4) BossCrab :: Mystery-ken 3
5) CarlSagan :: Mystery-ken 2
6) cyghfer :: Charisma-ken
7) grayfox9996 :: Space-ken
8) Murderbydeath :: Stupid Goddamn Subhuman American Pleb-Ass Mutherfuckin' Bitch
9) Pidgey :: Afro-ken
10) Shane I :: Mystery-ken 1
11) spimmmm spineshark :: Super Regent-ken
12) sync :: Chameleon-ken
13) Twan :: Officer-ken
14) vaderseven goom/Wiefom Shane II :: Tonosama-ken

:: Bar-ken at the Moon ::
1) http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?showtopic=8123&viewmember=1924
2) http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?showtopic=8123&viewmember=3530
3) http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?showtopic=8123&viewmember=2507
4) http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?showtopic=8123&viewmember=172
5) http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?showtopic=8123&viewmember=2999
6) http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?showtopic=8123&viewmember=2932
7) http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?showtopic=8123&viewmember=3047
8) http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?showtopic=8123&viewmember=671 goom/Wiefom Shane II

:: All Afro-kens Go to Heaven ::
1) http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?showtopic=8123&viewmember=59
2) http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?showtopic=8123&viewmember=2043
3) http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?showtopic=8123&viewmember=63
4) http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?showtopic=8123&viewmember=1104
5) http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?showtopic=8123&viewmember=3522 spineshark
6) http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?showtopic=8123&viewmember=1038
7) http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?showtopic=8123&viewmember=3532
:: History ::
http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=8123&view=findpost&p=279782
:: Longer Rule Stuff ::
Welcome! This is a game of Mafia. Please post stuff. If you somehow forgot how to play (and therefore need help), or simply want to read a bunch of mumbo jumbo, check this out: http://mafiawiki.notesmash.org/

:: Contact ::
AIM: Milkslake
IRC: Kryssstal (irc.speedrunslive.com)
Email:

Only use email if you really have no other way of contact. http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?act=Msg&CODE=4&MID=1500 are a much safer bet since they pop up when I check thread.

:: Rules ::
You would be wise to read this section carefully if you don't want to get modkilled or replaced. Don't assume you should merely skim this OP just because you've played other games - there are many subtle rule differences and helpful aspects of the setup made public knowledge.
  • No lurking. If you try to lurk as a strategy, you are not only a very boring person, but you will be made an example of and likely hurt your team a great degree when I ridicule and modkill you. At least 5 content posts each game day are recommended (though I'll be reasonable about this in the event of an early hammer). Try not to go more than 48 hours without posting unless you've informed the thread prior. Depending on the state of the game (and the availability of replacements), I will choose to either replace or modkill lurkers, so just chime in at least once every 24 hours to easily avoid prods. I'll be less harsh on this than past games because I'm growing apathetic, but if the thread is complaining about lurkers I'll try to do something about it. Note that a particular player's role has no bearing on whether or not I choose to replace or modkill them.
  • Unlike TWG, you are strictly prohibited from talking about the game outside of this thread (even with dead players OR people who aren't playing - yes, there is a reason you shouldn't even talk to people outside of the game (could be a potential replacement or a secret player who could benefit from information), and I shouldn't have to explain that giving dead players information while you're still alive is cheating) unless you have been specifically told that you may. Please respect this rule.
  • Do NOT talk about the game with ANYONE after you die, even with other dead players OR people who aren't playing (again, there is an important reason for this as there may be roles that can legally interact with the game after death and/or even come back to life via some means). If you are hammered or otherwise killed (even during the day), stop talking about the game immediately (even outside of the thread if you were allowed to talk to certain players) and suck it up - no revealing any further information. Nothing wrong with harmless farewell posts and such, but be sure to prefix any posthumous posts with this cute thing:
  • Don't post after the hammer, period. Obviously anyone able to talk with players outside of the thread may do so at any time, even when the thread is closed. Once a hammer drops though, consider the thread closed effective immediately. It doesn't matter if you want to post some dumb picture or squeeze in what you may consider to be a harmless remark, since the point is that the day instantly ended and the current game state consists of everyone's last words until the next day starts (thus, there probably won't be any twilight either, as it's more exciting to not know if you'll live to post your reactions on the next day). Don't be ignorant or hasty when the game is very close to a hammer. Be sure to count votes yourself and preview the thread before you post. For the courtesy of other players (so that they know to shut up), in addition to sheer cuteness, post this next to your ##vote when you hammer someone:
  • You may not paste or outright quote anything I tell you in private (unless you're scum pasting to your own team, or otherwise have a 100% mod-confirmed alliance, such as alignment-confirmed masons), either in whole or part (you may, however, publicly post chatlogs with another player if you're legally able to discuss the game with them). Don't even fake something that looks as if it's a conversation with me. Obviously you may claim your role and any information you may receive through it by paraphrasing, but you can't quote any of my PMs/IMs to "prove" so. Any non-town players have literally been provided with separate town PMs as well, so you wouldn't be able to cheat even if you wanted to (scum could even let you use their account and you wouldn't see their real role PM). Also note that any given PM aside from the role PMs themselves will be titled "Afro-ken Mafia :: Day/Night #" for sorting purposes.
  • Don't edit/delete your posts, as this is cheating. If you need to fix something, quote yourself and do it in a new post. Keep in mind that I am able to see if you edit/delete a post and am prepared to modkill if deemed a big enough offense. Try not to add things via ninja edits either, even if it's harmless, as it doesn't hurt anything to make a quick double post. I don't care even if you post 10 times in a row.
  • No T/D (truth or dare) or similar tactics, encryption shenanigans, Toxxing anything regarding yourself or your own play (though you are welcome to Toxx, for example, "I am so sure that this dork is scum that if they flip town, I will play Lagoon to completion on stream"), or any other attempts to subvert honorable play by ensuring truthfulness.
  • If your role allows you to do something public during the day, post the command as if it's a ##vote. Posting a day command you cannot actually perform (e.g. ##kill) will almost certainly result in a modkill. Anything like that should be assumed to be a real action, so treat it accordingly until I assess the situation. Daykills are functionally like a hammer where people are supposed to stop talking until the cardflip.
  • As long as you are under a post restriction, you are prohibited from claiming it in public or private (which means scum aren't even supposed to tell their scumbuddies - likewise with any other alliances, mod-confirmed or not). It's simply more fun this way. Keep in mind any and all post restrictions are meant to make your posts more entertaining, not prohibit you from playing or communicating what you need to say (probably, anyway).
  • Neutral spectator posts are fine in moderation, but obviously don't post anything gameplay-related if you're not playing. It would also be considerate to mark your post in some way that you're not playing. It might be deleted otherwise.
  • Try not to go overboard with personal insults, as this seems to turn off various players. Don't worry about it too much though, as it'd be weird to actually hold someone's behavior in a Mafia game against them, much like being mad at someone for bluffing in poker.
  • If you'd like to read more about Mafia rules in general, pretty much everything from http://mafiawiki.notesmash.org/wiki/Standard_mafia_rules applies to this game.
  • In general, if you pretend to break the rules in such a way that is indistinguishable to the other players, I will treat that as having actually broken the rule. To spell it out further, don't assume any actions I may take would confirm the validity one way or another of something like a pasted role PM.
:: Cardflips & Flavor ::
Role and alignment will be revealed upon death. No cardflip will contain an explicitly false alignment for the deceased, assuming an alignment is indeed listed. Keep in mind there may be players with certain abilities (or aspects thereof) kept hidden in their cardflip.

Cardflips will be posted 30 minutes after deadline. Also note that hammers function much like normal deadlines. In the event of a hammer at 6 PM, for example, the cardflip would not be posted until 12:29 AM Eastern (as if the deadline were set for 11:59 PM on that day). A hammer dropped after 11:59 PM would cause the cardflip to be posted at 12:29 PM, effectively delaying it by up to 12 hours.

I do not explicitly lie to players in their role PMs (such as telling someone they're a cop when their ability actually turns their target into scum). In rare cases, there may be an aspect of your role that is intentionally kept from you, but I would never lie about your alignment (nor is it possible for your alignment or victory condition to change at any point in the game).

It would be unwise to assume a particular character or ability has any relevance whatsoever to alignment. Don't make any assumptions about a player based on some warped metagaming either, as every player has received a randomized alignment.

As a rule of thumb, flavor is auxiliary and very minimal. You should typically expect to receive no flavor or PMs in general if you weren't expecting something in the first place. Death flavor will be unique and based only on the particular player and/or character, not the means of death. In the event of multiple successful nightkills, the cardflip order will be alphabetized. Also note that nightkills may be performed in addition to any other abilities the player may have, regardless of alignment.

Only investigative roles (e.g. cops) will be told if their action fails. If it does, they won't be told why, but will instead receive this pithy poem written by Tao Jones:
QUOTE (Failure Limerick)
There once was a Mafia game
Where people's actions all failed the same
They got this verse
And let out a curse
That nothing of their night action became!

You will NOT be able to repeat a one-shot or otherwise limited use action if it fails.

Special game events will be labeled as such so that no one incorrectly assumes I'm just screwing around. Flavor in such events may actually reveal a player's character and/or abilities, unlike random non-cardflip flavor at the beginning of a day or night which is meant to take creative liberties for entertainment purposes.

:: Victory Conditions ::
Town: You are an Afro-ken, a dog with a rainbow-colored afro. You are innocent and blameless and always in a good mood. You are always willing to try new things, such as reversing your hair conversion ability to help the Rain-kens. Your goal is to seek out the Rain-kens and teach them to be happy, then convert their blue, rainy hair into a rainbow-colored afro (even if you lose your life in the process).
Scum: You are a Rain-ken, a dog who accepts sadness. Your goal is to usher in gloom and despair to a world of Afro-kens who are always happy and in a good mood. Win this ruthless dog fight by achieving unassailable dominance (even if you lose your life in the process).

Secret factions (anti-town or otherwise) may or may not exist. Rest assured, however, that I hate "dumb" third party roles (so no players can win on Day 1). Furthermore, this is not a dumb team gimmick game, so take solace in the fact that anti-town players exist and at least half the players are town-aligned.

:: Sample Role PM ::
QUOTE (Vanilla Example)
You are an Afro-ken, a dog who is attracted to objects that look like you do. Your hair changes to look like those things as you get close to them. In the future, when it comes time for you to walk along the yellow dotted path to an object (a toothbrush? Bonsai!? cotton candy!?!? it'll be a surprise!), you will gain new powers! Hopefully your fellow dogs send you along a path that you would enjoy, as you cannot pick yourself!

VanillerZ: You have naught but the power to post and vote in the thread.

You are an Afro-ken, a dog with a rainbow-colored afro. You are innocent and blameless and always in a good mood. You are always willing to try new things, such as reversing your hair conversion ability to help the Rain-kens. Your goal is to seek out the Rain-kens and teach them to be happy, then convert their blue, rainy hair into a rainbow-colored afro (even if you lose your life in the process).

(I like how FrankerZ literally looks like a vanilla Afro-ken due to no giant, rainbow-colored afro)

:: Voting & Lynching ::
I will be counting any vote that looks like it's an intended vote (assuming it's not within a quote box - always skip over those if you're making your own vote count), even if it's not bolded or prefixed with ##. Still, please format your votes as such: ##vote Twan and Pidgey at the same time

Names the player is known by count as well, so ##vote Krystal or ##vote Schala would be legitimate despite my forum name being "Marlie Tang" or whatever. Also note that I don't care at all if you don't unvote before placing a new vote. Obviously you are able to ##unvote at any point if you wish, but it's not mandatory if you're just switching.

##vote No Lynch is acceptable, but as lynches are the town's main weapon (in addition to activity and post histories), it's only advised in very specific situations. Voting for yourself is not acceptable, and therefore never counts.

Ain't no dang darned deadline lynch anymore. Day will end with no lynch if there's no majority vote. Ties will be broken with sudden death still. Any votes not placed on the vote leaders will be wiped, allowing for a potentially larger pool of players to hammer. If no one hammers within 30 minutes, there will be no lynch. Note that sudden death would push the cardflip up to 12:59 AM Eastern.

No players may be hammered within the first ~24 hours of a new game day (even if every player in the game agrees unanimously). If a majority has been reached sooner than that, the hammer will drop automatically at the 24 hour mark (provided there is still a majority vote - yes, a player could be "hammered" and then safely unvoted within the first ~24 hours of a new game day). This way days can't be rushed under any circumstances, giving everyone a fair chance to post if they're not lurking.

Any daykills performed during the second half of a game day will extend the deadline by ~24 hours and prevent any hammers from occurring on that particular game day for the next ~24 hours only.

Also note that there are no roles which can silently manipulate votes in any fashion, so anyone is welcome to post their own vote counts if they have functioning eyes.

:: Deadlines ::
Days will start with a minimum deadline of ~144 hours and may be extended at my discretion (it's mostly up to whether or not the players are requesting an extension for a good reason). Excluding nights, deadlines will always be set for 11:59 PM Eastern.

Nights will have a deadline of ~24 hours after the cardflip. Note that I accept night actions in advance (or conditional actions if you wish). You are free to change them at any time until the night is over. If I haven't heard anything from you when the night's deadline hits, you will take no action.

More on the whole CSER thing in the Day 1 post. Also for purposes of full disclosure, there was no Night 0. Good luck.

Posted by: Twan Apr 25 2013, 10:34 PM

yes

Posted by: Marlie Tang Apr 25 2013, 10:48 PM

[22:46:38] <aud> mother id like in front of me

Posted by: CarlSagan Apr 25 2013, 10:53 PM

I choose you.

Your role is: nurse.


Posted by: BossCrab Apr 25 2013, 10:54 PM

Lee's Role: Doc

Posted by: rmz Apr 26 2013, 10:39 AM

Toph's role: a guy who gets NKed n1

Posted by: grayfox9996 Apr 26 2013, 05:47 PM

i wanna be the guy

Posted by: sync Apr 26 2013, 06:13 PM

##Kill: Mafia

Posted by: Marlie Tang Apr 27 2013, 05:29 PM

Cyg Will Play (Maybe)

Posted by: Pidgey May 14 2013, 06:34 PM

I choose twan to be pidgey

Posted by: Marlie Tang May 15 2013, 09:06 AM

if twan and pidgey were in same game, who the fuck gets turbo'd

the oldschool and newschool turbo memes... together at last...

Posted by: grayfox9996 May 15 2013, 01:19 PM

You'll just create a role that makes it so everyone can vote for 2 people and two people can get lynched Day 1, and you'll give it to somebody you know will use it for the purposes of good.

Posted by: cyghfer May 23 2013, 11:31 AM

Caesar II

Posted by: BossCrab Jun 1 2013, 06:50 AM

BOOT IT UP

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 3 2013, 10:07 PM

macarena

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 7 2013, 12:50 AM

I'd run this but idk who actually signed up or not

Posted by: sync Jun 7 2013, 02:24 PM

I will be in this.

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 7 2013, 06:16 PM

Just pretend everyone did, and then be disappointed when people don't confirm/post Day 1.

Posted by: Murderbydeath Jun 7 2013, 08:38 PM

I will play if Cronikeys doesn't play.

Posted by: CarlSagan Jun 7 2013, 08:40 PM

I am officially ready to choose someone else's role.

Also I will only play if MBD doesn't play (✿◠‿◠)

Posted by: Murderbydeath Jun 7 2013, 08:55 PM

QUOTE (CarlSagan @ Jun 7 2013, 09:40 PM) *
I am officially ready to choose someone else's role.

Also I will only play if MBD doesn't play (✿◠‿◠)


LET THE BATTLE BEGIN

Posted by: BossCrab Jun 7 2013, 08:55 PM

I'm in but I want to see Pidgey/Twan/Jadin in too!!!

also t1

Posted by: Shane Jun 7 2013, 09:00 PM

I'll play. I already have forgotten who was terrible and retarded from the last time I played, and I'm too lazy to go back and read. I do know that most of you are idiots who don't trust in goku from epicmafia though. Always trust in goku.

Posted by: BLUST OF WIND Jun 7 2013, 09:12 PM

haha. sure. I'll make non cell phone posts.

Posted by: apple cider vinegar Jun 7 2013, 09:12 PM

If I could I would delete RO2 from everyone living on earth.

because of

assassins

ASS
ASS
ASS
ins

I'll play, unless I don't.

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 7 2013, 09:46 PM

oh

Posted by: spimmmm Jun 7 2013, 10:42 PM

boz scrab told me to join this thing so i guess i could do that

guys i'll scumclaim d1 no worries

like i did the other games

Posted by: sync Jun 7 2013, 11:03 PM

QUOTE (spimmmm @ Jun 7 2013, 09:42 PM) *
boz scrab told me to join this thing so i guess i could do that

guys i'll scumclaim d1 no worries

like i did the other games

Why even wait till D1?

Guys, I'm the scum. No hard feelings.

Posted by: BigC Jun 7 2013, 11:47 PM

I will join. Hello my friends.

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 8 2013, 12:48 AM

this game's looking good

Posted by: Shane Jun 8 2013, 01:20 AM

i choose twan to be suicidal townie day 1 and lovers with mbd

Posted by: T-1 Jun 8 2013, 08:40 AM

bustas

Posted by: BossCrab Jun 8 2013, 09:21 AM

QUOTE (T-1 @ Jun 8 2013, 09:40 AM) *
i'll play!


awesome

Posted by: Murderbydeath Jun 8 2013, 06:48 PM

i was jk tho i'll play the game no matter who plays

Posted by: Twan Jun 8 2013, 09:10 PM

i'll fucking destroy you all

Posted by: vaderseven Jun 8 2013, 10:00 PM

/in

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 9 2013, 03:17 AM

who mafias the mafia

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 10 2013, 09:38 PM

pidgey playing right?

Posted by: BigC Jun 11 2013, 12:28 AM


Posted by: Pidgey Jun 11 2013, 10:18 PM


Posted by: Pidgey Jun 11 2013, 10:19 PM

Are we choosing roles when how

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 12 2013, 01:48 AM

It's not happening until I confirm.

Posted by: Toph Jun 12 2013, 07:42 PM

I'll play if EMM plays LOL

Posted by: Shane Jun 12 2013, 08:03 PM

itt people believe a krystal mafia game will actually start

when will they learn???

Posted by: Twan Jun 12 2013, 09:01 PM

QUOTE (Toph @ Jun 12 2013, 09:12 PM) *
I'll play if EMM plays LOL

Face me, Toph.

I will crush you like tiny bug.

Posted by: ErAseRmoTor maXimUM Jun 12 2013, 09:33 PM

how does cser work, can someone turn toph into a... .. . NURSE. . ....

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 13 2013, 03:17 AM

QUOTE (Toph @ Jun 12 2013, 07:42 PM) *
I'll play if EMM plays LOL

whoa

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 13 2013, 05:51 PM

Should just get everyone to join from ever. Doesn't matter if they actually play or not!

Posted by: BossCrab Jun 13 2013, 07:54 PM

im gonna dish out flavor so hard on someones ass you might as well put a giant clock around my neck

Posted by: Jadin Jun 14 2013, 09:51 AM

I'll play if nobody else plays

Posted by: Shane Jun 14 2013, 04:46 PM

QUOTE (Jadin @ Jun 14 2013, 09:51 AM) *
I'll play if nobody else plays


im down for sitting out, i want to see jadin play with himself

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 15 2013, 12:05 AM

QUOTE (Shane @ Jun 14 2013, 02:46 PM) *
im down for sitting out, i want to see jadin play with himself

give him enough alcohol and $$$ and I'm sure he'll skype that for you

Posted by: Jadin Jun 15 2013, 12:50 AM

QUOTE (grayfox9996 @ Jun 14 2013, 11:05 PM) *
give him enough alcohol and $$$ and I'm sure he'll skype that for you

specifically a video camera, bathtub, glass of wine, and printed copy of ErAseRmoTor maXimUM's "Nurse in Front of Me" (Love, Lust, and Lynch Chronicles, book 3)

Posted by: apple cider vinegar Jun 15 2013, 10:20 PM

Assassins stopped being a problem for me. Maybe if I put this One Piece picture here I'll find what I'm really looking for.

Posted by: BigC Jun 16 2013, 02:46 AM

CSER
CSAR
TSAR

AHH MOTHER RUSSIA

Posted by: sync Jun 16 2013, 03:55 AM

CSER
CSSR
USSR

Posted by: BigC Jun 16 2013, 02:29 PM

BigCSER

Posted by: Twan Jun 17 2013, 06:22 PM

this thread is now about vodka and chess (my two favourite things *hic*)

Posted by: BLUST OF WIND Jun 18 2013, 09:47 AM

twan youre a fish, you can't even vodka

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 19 2013, 10:54 PM

guess I'll start this soon since some ppl are slow/dumb

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 20 2013, 02:09 AM

projecting much?

j/k krys <3

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 21 2013, 03:01 PM

alright expect this to start within a few hours

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 21 2013, 09:19 PM

=@v@=

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 21 2013, 09:20 PM

nvm movie

Posted by: sync Jun 21 2013, 09:25 PM

QUOTE (Pidgey @ Jun 11 2013, 09:19 PM) *
Are we choosing roles when how


Posted by: BossCrab Jun 22 2013, 12:15 AM

QUOTE (Marlie Tang @ Jun 21 2013, 04:01 PM) *
alright expect this to start within a few hours



Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 22 2013, 02:10 AM

"a few" is probably like

300

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 22 2013, 10:56 AM

(10:26:57 PM) scyfur: why not just say game start then
(10:27:09 PM) Milkslake: didn't finish OP and role list

Posted by: Shane Jun 22 2013, 04:04 PM

QUOTE (Shane @ Jun 12 2013, 08:03 PM) *
itt people believe a krystal mafia game will actually start

when will they learn???


Posted by: BigC Jun 23 2013, 02:26 AM

the phantom mafia

ps close the borders

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 23 2013, 03:41 AM

QUOTE (BigC @ Jun 23 2013, 12:26 AM) *
ps close the borders

filthy immigrants

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 24 2013, 12:07 AM

sorry I'll finish this I think (start holding your breath and see if you die)

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 24 2013, 01:31 AM

oh my god this was so good I'm going to theme this game after it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5kmT_jBTU4 (part 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYzHoJp0Wjs (part 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khatM1NO-ms (part 3)

I love this so much lol

it's the afro-ken
it's back again
it's the afro-ken
it's my best friend

Posted by: BossCrab Jun 24 2013, 01:34 AM


Posted by: sync Jun 24 2013, 01:52 AM

wow

Posted by: BLUST OF WIND Jun 24 2013, 12:19 PM

afro based mafia and not letting the guy with the fro (err...formerly at this point) join...shenanigans!

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 24 2013, 01:16 PM

QUOTE (BLUST OF WIND @ Jun 24 2013, 12:19 PM) *
afro based mafia and not letting the guy with the fro (err...formerly at this point) join...shenanigans!

huh, you're in

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 24 2013, 10:58 PM


Posted by: BigC Jun 25 2013, 01:47 AM



dogz

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 25 2013, 08:46 PM

this will definitely start tonight

-- Working Designs

Posted by: Catastrophe Jun 25 2013, 09:33 PM

QUOTE (grayfox9996 @ Jun 13 2013, 06:51 PM) *
Should just get everyone to join from ever. Doesn't matter if they actually play or not!

Guess what?

QUOTE (grayfox9996 @ Jun 13 2013, 06:51 PM) *
Should just get everyone to join from ever. Doesn't matter if they actually play or not!

Guess what!

Posted by: Shane Jun 25 2013, 11:54 PM

QUOTE (Marlie Tang @ Jun 25 2013, 08:46 PM) *
this will definitely start tonight

-- Working Designs


lol

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 26 2013, 01:23 AM

:: Day 1 ::

So everyone starts VanillerZ on Day 1. Roles have no bearing on alignment. At least half the game is town, and there is more than one scum (I've given them a separate PM from their fake town PM). Note that your alignment will never change under any circumstances. There are no cult-like roles, nor will any of the mystery roles alter your alignment. However, I could be an evil bitch and do things like make them add things to your normal victory condition.

As soon as someone gets lynched, the dead player picks someone's role publicly. The person they pick chooses someone else's role, and so on. If Pidgey got lynched on Day 1, he could say, "I want Twan to be a fish." Twan could then say, "I want Xythar to be an anime." Xythar could then say, "I want 'SMW 96 exit plus collecting unrelated items' to be a real category, then I can also start going for the WURR in '120 stars with all 1-up mushrooms', and 'DKC2 102% with all KONG letters'." That's provided those were actual roles though, which they are not. The actual role list is below.

You may be wondering, "Hey wait, so we're all going to see who the cop is, for example, in the OP?" And indeed, everyone knows everything about everyone except for alignment (and the mystery roles), so there's extra WIFOM. Who would pick whose role, and why?

RANDOM.ORG has determined all alignments. The purpose of people being vanilla on Day 1 is to discuss strategy and get a feel for who's scummy, rather than blindly assigning roles before anyone actually posts.

Don't try to No Lynch on Day 1, as this won't work. It will be simply whoever has the most votes, then sudden death, then I'll literally flip a coin if you guys STILL don't pick someone. Even a single vote, if it's the only vote, can lynch someone on Day 1. This obviously does not apply to the rest of the game, where there isn't even deadline lynching anymore.

Players will not be allowed to talk in the topic during the role-assigning process except to assign a role. Violating this rule will most likely result in a modkill. No discussion or reasoning at the time, just pick a name and a corresponding role. If a player is unduly holding up the role-assigning process, their choice will be forfeited. A random player and random corresponding role will be chosen by RANDOM.ORG in order to continue the process swiftly.

Note that the scum still have their nightkill, as it is not considered a normal ability. Also keep in mind that any of the scum are able to perform the nightkill in addition to any other ability they may receive as part of their given role. Therefore, you cannot clear anyone from having performed a nightkill just because they were also doing something else that night. Roleblocking, tracking, and watching (if the lattermost exists in this game) will still function normally, however.

Without further ado, here is the list of roles. Some of these really suck to get. This is intentional. Obviously, you cannot give out a role if someone already has it. There's one for each player after the lynch. Everyone is going to have a role, so don't try to stack them or whatever. No one will be vanilla unless one of the mystery roles is vanilla.





:: Officer-ken ::
Each night, you may target any dog (including yourself) and use your powerful nose to tell if they have a rainy scent (scum) or otherwise!


:: Space-ken ::
Hello people. You're a Space-ken. Each night, you may temporarily blast a dog off to the moon (excluding yourself), preventing anyone with harmful intentions from being able to reach them!


:: Super Dachshund Type Ken ::
Each night, you may choose to stand in front of someone's door, effectively preventing them from opening it. You're so wide, there's no way they'd get out and be able to carry out their actions!


:: Tonosama-ken ::
Once per game, you may silently, swiftly, and painlessly assassinate a poor dog in the way of the samu-ken! Do this by using the ##kill Twan and Pidgey at the same time (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) command in the topic! ...except you can only kill one target, so turbo the one you didn't kill! If you have another kill from whatever source, this is an additional kill.


:: Psy-ken ::
Each night, you will telepathically receive a list of those who are confirmed to die in the morning (but not a full list of who is being attacked, necessarily)! You may choose to make the ultimate sacrifice and take someone's place... http://i.imgur.com/EBrSIVi.jpg


:: Super Regent-ken ::
You are the king! Your word rules all! If you disagree with one particular lynch in the game (excluding your own), you may choose to jam out to the opening theme of Afro-ken, swirling your Elvis-esque hair as you do it, thus turning the night into a rave party and ending the day with no lynch! You must do this before the cardflip is posted (see the OP for your time window).


:: Charisma-ken ::
Each night, you may create a huge tropical storm, swirling around two dogs of your choice in a huge hurricane! Anyone attempting to target Dog A would actually target Dog B, and vice versa! You can throw yourself into the mix if you wish.


:: Chameleon-ken ::
Each night, you may use your special stealth ability to track some dog and see who they visit! In addition to changing your hair to whatever it's surrounded by, you can do the same with your body, hence the name.


:: Afro-ken ::
You're totally amazing! Your hair is colorful and wonderful! You are, literally, THE Afro-ken, in the flesh!! If you were to be lynched (not nightkilled, just lynched), whoever dropped the hammer would be so overcome with grief that they'd have to take their own life as a result of the loss of the great Afro-ken.


:: Lee_roy Jen-ken ::
LEE_ROY JEN-KEN waits for no one! Especially not a voting consensus. You have a one-shot ability that can be used any time when your vote would bring the number of votes on one dog to one-half of the votes required to lynch (you must not be voting them already, obviously). For example, if there were 10 dogs left and 6 votes required to lynch, you would be able to use this ability on any dog with 2 votes or more (2 + your vote makes 3, which is half of 6). To use your ability, you must post "##Let's do this! LEE_ROY JEN-KEN!" exactly (with the bold/italics but without quotation marks) followed by your vote. That dog will be immediately lynched and the day will end. After this, the town will be on guard against your tactics, so you won't be able to use this ability twice.


:: Stupid Goddamn Subhuman American Pleb-Ass Mutherfuckin' Bitch ::
Wow, look at you, you degenerate ponce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_hHARGKBOU ...what kind of prole would do this to the great Afro-ken? What kind of scumbag Amerika-jin literal cumdumpster do you have to be to abuse the poor thing? Jeremy Thorn (also known as http://www.youtube.com/user/bumnumba1) hates you too for this wanton abuse, and has named you the Bitch of ALL Bitches, so you ARE a bitch. You fuckin' bitch. Lick Jeremy's nuts, you choad. As you are a Mutherfuckin' Bitch of the First Order, no one would want to ever go near you, except for people who wish to end your miserable existence. You may only be targeted by nightkills, you fucen dog-abusing, cankersore-sporting, sorry-ass bitch!!


:: Mystery-ken 1 ::
The mysteries of this dog are manifold. The player with this role may or may not be allowed to claim certain aspects (or any aspects at all) of its mechanics. (If they are not allowed to claim anything, this does not prevent them from lying about their role altogether.)


:: Mystery-ken 2 ::
The mysteries of this dog are manifold. The player with this role may or may not be allowed to claim certain aspects (or any aspects at all) of its mechanics. (If they are not allowed to claim anything, this does not prevent them from lying about their role altogether.)


:: Mystery-ken 3 ::
The mysteries of this dog are manifold. The player with this role may or may not be allowed to claim certain aspects (or any aspects at all) of its mechanics. (If they are not allowed to claim anything, this does not prevent them from lying about their role altogether.)





Oh yeah, I was also going to let people assign flavor or whatever at one point, but I guess Afro-ken covers everything. If you really want, you can still draw a cardflip pic, for whichever role. I have some of them, so let me know if you want to make some stuff (even if it's a bad mspaint thing).

If you missed it, there was no gameplay phase prior to Day 1. Deadline will be set sometime soon, so get playing!!

Posted by: BossCrab Jun 26 2013, 01:25 AM



ITS TIME

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 26 2013, 01:27 AM

oh boy

Posted by: sync Jun 26 2013, 01:29 AM

:>

##Vote: Pidgey

Posted by: BossCrab Jun 26 2013, 01:30 AM



holy shit holy SHIT


Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 26 2013, 01:31 AM

##vote: sync

Posted by: sync Jun 26 2013, 01:31 AM

I can't wait to suck at this.

Also it's worth noting that THIS: is amazing.

Posted by: sync Jun 26 2013, 01:37 AM

grayfox you big meanie. :<



...Oh hey, when do we find out about alignment? Is that after first lynch too?

Posted by: Shane Jun 26 2013, 01:43 AM

QUOTE (sync @ Jun 26 2013, 01:29 AM) *
:>

##Vote: Pidgey


nothing more to add vote pidgey ##vote: pidgey

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 26 2013, 01:53 AM

game is doubly-officially started, check PM inbox for role PM

it'll be triply-officially started when the list of possible roles you can pick for someone is up

Posted by: sync Jun 26 2013, 01:56 AM

ugh no I wanted to be a Rain-ken so bad wtf :< :< :< :<

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 26 2013, 01:57 AM

##unvote

##vote: Shane

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 26 2013, 01:58 AM

...aw who am I kidding

##unvote

##vote: Pidgey

Posted by: Shane Jun 26 2013, 01:59 AM

attaboy

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 26 2013, 01:59 AM

vote: toph

always anti town

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 26 2013, 02:00 AM

wink.gif smile.gif rolleyes.gif cool.gif wink.gif

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 26 2013, 02:01 AM

bbl tomorrow night zzzzzzzzz

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 26 2013, 02:11 AM

guys we got a day to turbo this bird

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 26 2013, 04:00 AM

game is triply-officially started and 100% done

go read the OP if you didn't yet (important stuff in it) and then go look at Day 1 again for all the roles and info: http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=8123&view=findpost&p=279782



...if you're STILL confused about how CSER works, you can see the role-assigning process in a past game here: http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=6573&view=findpost&p=206542

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 26 2013, 04:15 AM

I guess the main thing to take away from that CSER I post that hasn't been overexplained in this thread already is the fact that thread doesn't close on Night 1 (role-assigning process), so you can post whatever you want AFTER all roles have been assigned

there WILL be a deadline for Night 1 (and Day 1!!) this time though

Posted by: Murderbydeath Jun 26 2013, 04:33 AM

Uh hi what's up how are you guys

Posted by: BLUST OF WIND Jun 26 2013, 07:46 AM

god damnit I love the roles and flavor its fucking obnoxious

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 26 2013, 10:08 AM

am gay

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 26 2013, 10:11 AM

I love that some of the rules and roles promote the ideamod my swift, sweet death.

Mod bias

Also i wanna be mystery ken :3

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 26 2013, 10:16 AM

Wait toph is not in the game

unvote, vote: BossCrab hwe hwe hwe

Also i think this is the less respected rule ever

QUOTE
No talking about this game outside of the thread in any manner (with players or non-players), unless your role PM explicitly says you can with certain people (e.g. the scum get to conspire in secret).

Posted by: CarlSagan Jun 26 2013, 10:28 AM

So I hadn't checked anything in this thread or read any of the random stuff kryssstal sent me... until I stumbled out of bed this morning and watched afro-ken


O_________o_________O_OO_O_O_O_O_OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO_______________o





Will hopefully have time to catch up and read the roles this afternoon after skewl. Looking forward to MBD and Pidgey being scum on the same team because it would be hilarious.

Posted by: apple cider vinegar Jun 26 2013, 12:54 PM

no 1 vote anything
make her flip a coin

Posted by: CarlSagan Jun 26 2013, 01:24 PM

I wanna be a mystery-ken too (◑‿◐)

Posted by: BLUST OF WIND Jun 26 2013, 01:39 PM

QUOTE
:: Stupid Goddamn Subhuman American Pleb-Ass Mutherfuckin' Bitch ::
Wow, look at you, you degenerate ponce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_hHARGKBOU ...what kind of prole would do this to the great Afro-ken? What kind of scumbag Amerika-jin literal cumdumpster do you have to be to abuse the poor thing? Jeremy Thorn (also known as bumnumba1/namasensei) hates you too for this wanton abuse, and has named you the Bitch of ALL Bitches, so you ARE a bitch. You fuckin' bitch. Lick Jeremy's nuts, you choad. As you are a Mutherfuckin' Bitch of the First Order, no one would want to ever go near you, except for people who wish to end your miserable existence. You may only be targeted by nightkills, you fucen dog-abusing, cankersore-sporting, sorry-ass bitch!!


So I can actually call someone a bitch nigga and it be in context?

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 26 2013, 03:31 PM

How do i

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 26 2013, 04:07 PM

QUOTE (Pidgey @ Jun 26 2013, 10:16 AM) *
Also i think this is the less respected rule ever

it's also the most important one so anyone breaking it is heavily cheating

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 26 2013, 04:32 PM

I mean like when you die/get lynched

Posted by: Murderbydeath Jun 26 2013, 04:36 PM

wait, so ev1 is vanilla right now? awesome. I thought I was going to have to go through another game as vanilla and was ready to commit sudoku

Posted by: Murderbydeath Jun 26 2013, 04:38 PM

oh apparently I need to read the rules

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 26 2013, 05:14 PM

YEAH DUMMY READ THE RULES

It's not really like they've changed at all in the last 3+ years, though. Unless I missed something in them.

Posted by: Murderbydeath Jun 26 2013, 05:55 PM

QUOTE (grayfox9996 @ Jun 26 2013, 06:14 PM) *
YEAH DUMMY READ THE RULES

It's not really like they've changed at all in the last 3+ years, though. Unless I missed something in them.

I'd never played CSER and needed to read the rules :x I got it now though.

Posted by: sync Jun 26 2013, 05:56 PM

QUOTE (grayfox9996 @ Jun 26 2013, 04:14 PM) *
YEAH DUMMY READ THE RULES

It's not really like they've changed at all in the last 3+ years, though. Unless I missed something in them.

No deadline lynch this time.

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 26 2013, 06:17 PM

QUOTE (Murderbydeath @ Jun 26 2013, 03:55 PM) *
I'd never played CSER and needed to read the rules :x I got it now though.

Oh I forgot you weren't in the last game, my bad. Wasn't actually insulting you anyway though :>

And yeah, no deadline lynch...let's see how that goes.

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 26 2013, 06:27 PM

Deadline: Wednesday, July 3rd at 11:59 PM Eastern

Posted by: BossCrab Jun 26 2013, 06:37 PM

Day 1. The age old question: chicken or fish?

I'm quite partial to roast bird but have never cooked up some fish before. apparently it's quite good?? I ate some turkey last night so maybe it's time to have a fish fry

##vote: Twan

Posted by: Murderbydeath Jun 26 2013, 06:38 PM

QUOTE (Marlie Tang @ Jun 26 2013, 07:27 PM) *
Deadline: Wednesday, July 3rd at 11:59 PM Eastern

Oh. Well there's a deadline. That's cool.

I'll probably note now that I won't be around much tomorrow, since Thursday is my "go to the arcade" day.

But that should be okay since the deadline isn't until EONS FROM NOW.

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 26 2013, 07:31 PM

hello

Posted by: BigC Jun 26 2013, 07:49 PM

I'll need to think hard about who I want to turbo first.

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 26 2013, 08:01 PM

ROFL wat

TODAY?

If you guys lynch me ill seriously be super pissed and cry

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 26 2013, 08:02 PM

Even if i was scum (hint im not), I make the game funnier, im active, im fuckin pidgey the best afroken ever, I can scum hunt, and plis dont lynch me and lets lynch someone that is useless or something.

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 26 2013, 08:02 PM

Requesting deadline extension to Tomorrow because fuck you Krystal

Posted by: sync Jun 26 2013, 08:04 PM

Not telling him.

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 26 2013, 08:15 PM

week-long deadlines are the worst

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 26 2013, 08:18 PM

Just one more day plz

I bet like half the people dont even realize the game started.

Do it for the dog.

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 26 2013, 08:19 PM


Posted by: cyghfer Jun 26 2013, 08:35 PM

what the hell are you talking about pidgey

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 26 2013, 08:37 PM

Oh deadline is next week

Nevermind

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 26 2013, 08:38 PM

I thought it was today lol

Why do I have this sort of problems with d1 deadlines all the time? Probably cause the turbo thing makes me super nervous AHAHAHAHA AAHAHAHA

Posted by: BigC Jun 26 2013, 10:14 PM

QUOTE (Pidgey @ Jun 26 2013, 06:37 PM) *
Oh deadline is next week

Nevermind


Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 26 2013, 10:38 PM

QUOTE (BigC @ Jun 26 2013, 08:14 PM) *

BigC I missed you

Posted by: Shane Jun 26 2013, 10:38 PM

lol week long day 1

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 26 2013, 10:39 PM

It will probably take that long for some of these people to even realize that the game has started, and subsequently make a post.

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 26 2013, 10:40 PM

deadlines are a week because there is no deadline lynch after D1.. players are expected to end it earlier than that by forming a consensus, otherwise y'all dumb

D1 is a week because there are a bunch of players who haven't visited forum yet and don't know game started

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 26 2013, 11:40 PM

QUOTE (Marlie Tang @ Jun 26 2013, 08:40 PM) *
players are expected to form a consensus

I think that's already been formed. The bird must die.

Posted by: CarlSagan Jun 27 2013, 12:05 AM

Pidgey was really defensive there etc etc

Why would he be so quick to misunderstand the rules if he didn't have something to hide etc etc

Pidgey always gets hotheaded when he's scum under pressure etc etc

I'm convinced Pidgey must be scum.

##vote Pidgey

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 27 2013, 01:39 AM

I agree with CarlSagan.

Conviction has been achieved.

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 27 2013, 01:54 AM

You guys are a bunch of fuckers

Ahi se ven

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 27 2013, 01:54 AM

Carl is scum btw

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 27 2013, 02:10 AM

Isn't being a fucker a favorable condition depending on who it is, exactly, you are fucking?

Maybe it was secretly a compliment and Pidgey actually loves us all.

OR MAYBE HE JUST WANTED ME TO THINK THAT nice try scum

Posted by: ErAseRmoTor maXimUM Jun 27 2013, 02:33 AM

"there is not invesigator you fkn low rate afro-kens| fuck you all im a bird|and I fly forever"

Posted by: sync Jun 27 2013, 02:46 AM

A scum PIDGEY appeared!


What will town do?

>TURBO TURBO
TURBO TURBO

Town used TURBO!
It's super effective!


Scum PIDGEY fainted!

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 27 2013, 03:15 AM


Posted by: Pidgey Jun 27 2013, 03:18 AM

I fly forever you big ass bitches ill destroy you all when you sleep you will literally feel my claws scrapping the tissue out of your eyes the claws will go deep and strong and it will haunt you for your fucking lifetime you bitch.




Posted by: Murderbydeath Jun 27 2013, 05:46 AM

"OMG 1 DAY LEFT TO DEADLINE I'M NOT SCUM GUYS PLS DON'T LYNCH ME (I HAVE 0 VOTES ON ME RIGHT NOW BUT I'M FLIPPING MY SHIT) OMG OMG WE NEED MORE TIME PLS OMG THIS IS CRAZY I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M BEING LYNCHED (WITH 0 VOTES) THIS IS STUPID FUCK THIS GAME CARL IS SCUM"

##vote: Pidgey

Posted by: BLUST OF WIND Jun 27 2013, 07:02 AM

so turbo pidgey huh? Shit nigga, you're a bird, you don't even like dog food, Get out

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 27 2013, 09:58 AM

Rofl MBD doesnt get that im joking

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 27 2013, 10:04 AM

Even in trolling and turboing there's a fine and funny way of doing it.

I give sync a 10/10
Gfox a 7/10
MBD 0/10

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 27 2013, 10:27 AM

yall are dum

Posted by: Jadin Jun 27 2013, 12:23 PM

cyghfer come play ddr with me

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 27 2013, 12:39 PM

ok jadin as long as we go out for amazing sushi afterwards

Posted by: Shane Jun 27 2013, 01:03 PM

QUOTE (CarlSagan @ Jun 27 2013, 12:05 AM) *
Pidgey was really defensive there etc etc

Why would he be so quick to misunderstand the rules if he didn't have something to hide etc etc

Pidgey always gets hotheaded when he's scum under pressure etc etc

I'm convinced Pidgey must be scum.

##vote Pidgey


this is a really good case everyone should read this and vote pidgey

Posted by: apple cider vinegar Jun 27 2013, 01:16 PM

https://twitter.com/annasgt/status/8520183341654016

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 27 2013, 02:20 PM

R o f l

Posted by: Murderbydeath Jun 27 2013, 02:31 PM

Pidgey...you weren't joking.

Posted by: Murderbydeath Jun 27 2013, 02:32 PM

Maybe about Carl being scum, yeah, sure, I'll give you that, but not the rest.

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 27 2013, 02:56 PM

Rofñ i wasmt joking about calling everyone fuckers bitches ass tits i hate your guts ill murder you.

Yes im super mad irl

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 27 2013, 02:58 PM

And if you are talking about me being worried about thinking the deadline was yesterday then yeah that did had me worried. Again you are fucking stupid if you think i wouldnt be since my lynch at that point would have been inevitable.

"oh, lol! Town players shouldmt be worried about that, they have nothing to hide!" if the worst case ever, if you are telling me i should be happy to be lynched for other purposes other than your entertainment then you are literally a retard.

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 27 2013, 03:02 PM

And me calling carl scum depends on how serious he was with his vite and reasoning actually.

Carl defended me last game for being defensive, both of us as town, and now he is using that as a scum tell so yeah cool meta.

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 27 2013, 03:10 PM

I thought you usually took this a little better when you were town. Defensive but less so than you are now. It's all in good fun when people "turbo" you (how many votes do you even have right now? nowhere near being hammered), so this seems a little overboard.

Maybe I'm wrong. Too lazy to re-read previous games (plus that's meta anyway).

Posted by: sync Jun 27 2013, 03:17 PM

QUOTE (Pidgey @ Jun 27 2013, 02:02 PM) *
And me calling carl scum depends on how serious he was with his vite and reasoning actually.

Carl defended me last game for being defensive, both of us as town, and now he is using that as a scum tell so yeah cool meta.

Pretty (100%) sure Carl was joking.

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 27 2013, 03:20 PM

Sorry for trying to have some fun with this stupid meme then.

I have at least 5 votes now but i dont really give a crap.

Its apperantly a damned if you do damned if you dont thing. I tried to casually ignore it in the past (meesh game), have a little fun with (cyg, annony) with it, let it rock (speedrunslive), actually complain about it (cygh). And this game inwanted to make it fun and sound like if I was pissed. Ive been scum and town in these games. The approach is personal and not allignment horiented.

Every time its the same shit, MBD voting me for whatever his fkn mind missreps, someone saying its different than the last time (GEE YOU DONT SAY, best part is its always some anti meta whore), people leaving a vote and forgetting about it. Bla la bla. In a bit Shane will come up and we will have another stupid argument too about how me doing continous post is also scummy and nervious scum lol.

Frankly I WAS having fun with it until MBD went serious on it, and frankly i wishedimwas just quick lynched, but whats frustrating is that people actually try to read me from this? Again, any kind of reaction I do against turbo wagon is digested by
Half the people as scummy for half assed reasons and its frankly getting boring and frustrating that it becomes the focal point of every start of the day.

And I do like to be this weird meme but yeah. Fuck you all!

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 27 2013, 03:21 PM

Cell phone posting, fuck me right?

Posted by: Shane Jun 27 2013, 03:24 PM

this is just as funny as i remembered lol

Posted by: sync Jun 27 2013, 03:28 PM

Pidgey, MBD, stop, you're going to kill me

Posted by: CarlSagan Jun 27 2013, 04:26 PM

QUOTE (Pidgey @ Jun 27 2013, 04:20 PM) *
I was having fun 'til MBD



Let's all turbo MBD and see how well he responds when he's in Pidgey's situation.


##unvote

##vote MBD

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 27 2013, 05:10 PM

a big pidgey blowup post on the 2nd day of the game? astounding

Posted by: Twan Jun 27 2013, 05:10 PM

##vote MBD 1. e4. Your move.

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 27 2013, 05:11 PM

good.

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 27 2013, 05:56 PM

https://twitter.com/cyghfer/status/350386996599996416

Posted by: Murderbydeath Jun 27 2013, 06:04 PM

I was just putting some pressure on the lil birdie to see how he responded, but now that he's still exploding over nothing, I think my vote stays.

And I don't mind being turbo'd here if that's really what you want to do. Day 1 is a crap shoot with no night 0, so it seems fair to me.

Posted by: Murderbydeath Jun 27 2013, 06:05 PM

Heading out to the arcade, though. Bbl~

Posted by: Murderbydeath Jun 27 2013, 06:07 PM

Oh, PS: meta is really stupid. I hate how every game on S3 is everyone trying to meta everyone else.

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 27 2013, 06:10 PM

there is nothing but meta during early day 1

Posted by: Murderbydeath Jun 27 2013, 06:14 PM

QUOTE (cyghfer @ Jun 27 2013, 07:10 PM) *
there is nothing but meta during early day 1

I guess you're right, but generally it continues throughout the entire game.

I thought my ride would be here by nowwwwwwwwwwwww ok leaving now for real bye

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Posted by: ErAseRmoTor maXimUM Jun 27 2013, 06:14 PM

kago? noken. kagonoken. (woof woof woof)

http://i.imgur.com/tQHa7aw.png

Posted by: apple cider vinegar Jun 27 2013, 06:40 PM

funny thing, in that "sumpah nge blank banget gue! hualep.", is that I also started typing "sump" and "sumps" in various chats, a week+ before reading that tweet.

and she's p hot. (hot like a p wing??? chkn wing.)
but the future refused to change.

So what's exactly happening now? No one knows anything; and everyone has their own idea of fun. AND the game's still being made known. (Twan some hours ago just realized that the game had started.)

you kno wha...
Less go get someone who actually STINKS. yes I said stinks instead of sucks. SUCKS.

But there's no way to know who sucks, until they stink.

I.E. find someone who doesn't post a lot, and whom no one really likes. as mean as that sounds, you'll just have to know that...

I have never told a lie.

##Turboast Pidgey

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 27 2013, 06:48 PM

I'd vote gfox or mbd at this point, mbd has votes

##unvote, vote mbd

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 27 2013, 07:44 PM

i just realized the joke in audity's avatar

Posted by: CarlSagan Jun 27 2013, 08:23 PM

Hey Cata, Pidgey, and Blust, let's make up a bunch of bullshit and lynch Cyghfer.

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 27 2013, 08:30 PM

How 'bout no?

lynch MBD

Posted by: BigC Jun 27 2013, 08:55 PM

hey


why don't you guys lynch

DEEZ

NUTS

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 27 2013, 09:27 PM

QUOTE (CarlSagan @ Jun 27 2013, 09:23 PM) *
Hey Cata, Pidgey, and Blust, let's make up a bunch of bullshit and lynch Cyghfer.

delicious salt :i

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 27 2013, 11:04 PM

QUOTE (Pidgey @ Jun 27 2013, 04:48 PM) *
I'd vote gfox or mbd at this point, mbd has votes

##unvote, vote mbd

Why would you vote for someone who is town, ie me? Clearly, a scum.

Posted by: Murderbydeath Jun 28 2013, 01:18 AM

QUOTE (grayfox9996 @ Jun 28 2013, 12:04 AM) *
Why would you vote for someone who is town, ie me? Clearly, a scum.

Because he's butthurt! As usual. Classic piggy.

I don't honestly give a shit about piggy, I just wanted to rustle his jimmies. I see that was accomplished.

I'm curious why he names me and grayfox, though. Why do you name me and grayfox, piggy?

Posted by: BigC Jun 28 2013, 02:10 AM

how come he hasn't named me yet hmm makes you think

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 28 2013, 07:28 AM

"Thank you Afro-ken" -- Cosmo at around 3:51:xx in current WW attempt (splits are like -1:13 and there are currently 9,961 viewers who just saw the Afro-ken song "sung" in chat)

Posted by: BLUST OF WIND Jun 28 2013, 07:42 AM

QUOTE (CarlSagan @ Jun 27 2013, 09:23 PM) *
Hey Cata, Pidgey, and Blust, let's make up a bunch of bullshit and lynch Cyghfer.


Butthurt. Shit I had fun coasting my ass off on that game and set the precedent for cell phone postery.


I like how're we're trying to meta so early in the game, like shit like that ever works. Not sure if pidgey's fake mad is a cop out TBH

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 28 2013, 08:06 AM

sicko (ben) is immortalized in cosmo's new WW record, bringing in the afro-ken love near final boss

Posted by: Catastrophe Jun 28 2013, 12:40 PM

QUOTE (grayfox9996 @ Jun 26 2013, 11:39 PM) *
It will probably take that long for some of these people to even realize that the game has started, and subsequently make a post.

Once again this guy has the nuts read on me.

I'm going to be very different in this game and not give a shit. Sorry, but I'm a replacement. I just don't feel like sinking time into these games anymore.

##vote Pidgey to get the role selection process started. Don't give me any bullshit about reads because it's day 1, we're all vanilla, and everyone's just fucking around.

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 28 2013, 01:05 PM

new macho cata can't fool me ##vote cata

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 28 2013, 01:16 PM

MBB you are a scum read because you are literally saying that you are doing this for the sake of pissing the bird off and at the same time you are saying that my reaction was scummy? It contradicts itself because you know i pretty much do this erry game erryday so you know it cant be a tell at all but then you fabricate a scum read out of it when YOU YOURSELF have said, in thread, in this game, that you do it because its a thing.

Gfox, i dunno, it felt unnatural to justify the pidgey wagon the way he did. On past games he has just been pretty trollish about it and just parking my vote just saying "piggy is scum". In this one he went kinda far saying reasons that feel unnatural, saying about how my reactions seem when they probably should always feel that way so yah, scum.

But you have more votes so.

Either way i dont care much at this point to be honest. Will probably twan it out and stop joining maf since this sucks.

Posted by: sync Jun 28 2013, 02:32 PM

Don't actually want to see Pidgey die D1 unless he practically scumclaims or something. He's way too much fun.

##Unvote

uhhhhhh.....

Turbo-pidgey phase, Pidgey thinks deadline is in one day with a couple votes on him, MBD misreads, Pidgey mad, MBD responds, Pidgey mad. Oh, and vader and spim haven't posted yet.

Not going to base my vote off of turbo-pidgey......I could go with cata since cygh has mafia ESP, buuuuuuut Imma try this out instead:

##Vote: Twan

:>

Posted by: sync Jun 28 2013, 02:56 PM

Realtalk I have no idea who to actually vote at this point. Idk. *shrug*

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 28 2013, 03:26 PM

Afro Ken Sightings in Cosmo's Wind Waker World Record:

http://www.twitch.tv/cosmowright/b/422904184?t=4h19m05s
http://www.twitch.tv/cosmowright/b/422904184?t=4h57m20s (ty sicko-tan)
http://www.twitch.tv/cosmowright/b/422904184?t=5h08m05s (ty crippe)
http://www.twitch.tv/cosmowright/b/422904184?t=5h16m40s

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 28 2013, 03:54 PM

itt krystal derails mafia chat

Posted by: CarlSagan Jun 28 2013, 04:07 PM

I love how MBD and Pidgey get IRL mad at each other within one day every time a new mafia game starts


However, as fun as it is watching history repeat itself, I think it's time we take this game in a new direction.

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 28 2013, 06:31 PM

QUOTE (Pidgey @ Jun 28 2013, 02:16 PM) *
Either way i dont care much at this point to be honest. Will probably twan it out and stop joining maf since this sucks.

why does this shit happen every game seriously

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 28 2013, 06:52 PM

Its actually the first time ive considered actually. I can take the joke from the people that are actually joking like sync, scumfox, and shane and others and then there's the other extreme like MBD and cata that just make it completely unenjoyable.

Ive said this also already even in PMs with you cygh and carl and maybe krystal, but its not really that I get mad. For me this is all a "take" or an "act", its like mafia is a game and pidgey in mafia is totally different from pidgey in chat and in life. I can get mad and shout that you are a fucking idiot but that doesnt mean that i think you are, even if i REALLY think you are in the game. I do got pissed after MBD's vote in the game, and it is at a point that im thinking why do i even join, but ill never get irl mad over a game. But I might get to a point where i just dont care to join if i feel that im not having fun at all, or im just being fucked at the expense of others.

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 28 2013, 07:17 PM

well it's just never fun to read other people say "maybe i'll just peace out and never play mafia again" during a game. especially on day 1 when nothing has happened yet.

it'd be nice for spim and vader to say a thing.

Posted by: spimmmm Jun 28 2013, 07:17 PM

QUOTE (Pidgey @ Jun 27 2013, 02:56 PM) *
Rofñ


blush.gif

hi guys bosscrab just reminded me about this game

i skimmed thread and died laughing

just wanted to say hi/check in etc i'm gonna get drunk now kbye

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 28 2013, 07:18 PM

thing

Posted by: spimmmm Jun 28 2013, 07:19 PM

yeah i forgot this game was going on, life been a little busy lately. but i should be able to read thread while at work so we good

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 28 2013, 07:26 PM

Now where is Vader? Vader, my friend. I always think you're scum, but you're friendly scum.

Posted by: Murderbydeath Jun 28 2013, 08:37 PM

I can justify a scumtell off of pretty much anything you say, piggy, because you get so mad all the time over nothing. So yeah, I just wanted to see how you'd react to some pressure, and so far your response has been less than exemplary in convincing me of anything other than that you take mafia way too seriously. It's a "thing" to piss you off because it's so easy and hilarious to do. It's also funny that your reasoning is actually just OMGUS and nothing more, but you try to justify it with nonsense. You're probably town, but you're ridiculous as usual. I have no reads on anyone.

And I'm not IRL mad at anyone, haha. Just havin' fun.

##unvote
##vote: spimmmm

Posted by: Murderbydeath Jun 28 2013, 08:55 PM

PS: I voted Spimmmm because I'm jealous that he's getting drunk without me

Posted by: spimmmm Jun 28 2013, 10:18 PM

i learned enough from last game to not get mad at pidgey rofñ

Posted by: Twan Jun 28 2013, 10:30 PM

is there a votecount anywhere im too lazy to do it myself

i can't wait for someone to get a mystery role and it be like a necromancer from dar's game

Posted by: BigC Jun 28 2013, 10:36 PM

QUOTE (Pidgey @ Jun 28 2013, 04:52 PM) *
Its actually the first time ive considered actually. I can take the joke from the people that are actually joking like sync, scumfox, and shane and others and then there's the other extreme like MBD and cata that just make it completely unenjoyable.

Ive said this also already even in PMs with you cygh and carl and maybe krystal, but its not really that I get mad. For me this is all a "take" or an "act", its like mafia is a game and pidgey in mafia is totally different from pidgey in chat and in life. I can get mad and shout that you are a fucking idiot but that doesnt mean that i think you are, even if i REALLY think you are in the game. I do got pissed after MBD's vote in the game, and it is at a point that im thinking why do i even join, but ill never get irl mad over a game. But I might get to a point where i just dont care to join if i feel that im not having fun at all, or im just being fucked at the expense of others.




but seriously though, ##vote twan

reason: I want to see what it feels like to vote twan

Posted by: spimmmm Jun 28 2013, 10:47 PM

wait what mafia is a game???????

##vote: BigC

reason: i'm drunk

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 28 2013, 11:53 PM

Wuu im mega drunk too

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 28 2013, 11:53 PM

unvote: vote Grayfox

he is the scum

Posted by: Shane Jun 29 2013, 12:21 AM

pidgey isnt getting mad this isnt fun anymore lets kill carl sagan for not believing in goku ##unvote, vote carlsagan

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 29 2013, 01:54 AM

HEY
YOU

I THINO YU LIKE WATER POKENON


YOU LIKE SQUITRLE YES O R NO

YES?

OK HERES HTEL ITTLE BITCH

OH NO WESRET SAYS HE NEEDS SOME MORE ATACK TO BE COMPETITIVE FOR A WORLD RECORD

AM GAY

fuck you heres a pidgey

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 29 2013, 02:01 AM

Power of the pidgey force

Posted by: CarlSagan Jun 29 2013, 02:07 AM

Look, it's an afro-ken american!


Posted by: Pidgey Jun 29 2013, 02:11 AM

I wanna be the pigey ken

Like piggy ever was

To power of the nova force, to frain them is my doooooom

I will travel, far and Cata, travel far and Graaaaay

Of Spimmm the mon, you'll comprehend........ the powers that cyghfeeeer


POKEMON, GOTTA CATCH EM ALL, its you and me (its you and me)

I KNOW ITS MY FUCKING DESTINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
y

POKEMON

(POKEMON)

Its my best friend

In a world we have to combine (for meeee to survivee day oneeeeeeeeeeeee).........

POKEMON.... IITS YOU AND ME.....

PIDGEOTTOO IS THE BEST FREEEEEEE


wester will teach me too will teach you...........PO KE MOOOOOON

PIDGEOTO IS THE BEST

SO IS ARCANINE

Im drunk

dunmo if this rhymes

pokmeon

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 29 2013, 02:14 AM

POKEMON POKMENOOOOOOOOOON

POKEMON

YOULL TECH ME AND ILL TEACH YOU POKEMOOOOOON

GOTTA CATHC E ALL

GOTTA CATCH EM AL

POKEMON

I choose my dick

Posted by: sync Jun 29 2013, 02:29 AM

10/10 would vote again

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 29 2013, 02:49 AM

PO KAYM ON

Posted by: BigC Jun 29 2013, 02:54 AM

QUOTE (Shane @ Jun 28 2013, 10:21 PM) *
pidgey isnt getting mad this isnt fun anymore lets kill carl sagan for not believing in goku ##unvote, vote carlsagan

how can he not believe in goku when he http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b0oQkjup4Q?

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 29 2013, 02:56 AM


Posted by: BigC Jun 29 2013, 02:56 AM

"I'm gay." - Dwight D. Eisenhower

Posted by: Murderbydeath Jun 29 2013, 03:24 AM

QUOTE (BigC @ Jun 29 2013, 03:56 AM) *
"I'm gay." - Dwight D. Eisenhower

same

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 29 2013, 03:37 AM

u r mr gay

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 29 2013, 11:33 AM

This game sucks everyone is so boring.


Posted by: Pidgey Jun 29 2013, 11:34 AM

Lynch someone guys.

Gfox is the answer

Posted by: CarlSagan Jun 29 2013, 01:55 PM

I'd say let's lynch vader because he isn't doing anything, but hten he also wouldn't pick anyone's role...

Posted by: BigC Jun 29 2013, 02:12 PM

that'd be a tragedy

Posted by: sync Jun 29 2013, 02:17 PM

QUOTE (Pidgey @ Jun 29 2013, 10:34 AM) *
Lynch someone guys.

Gfox is the answer

omg is this a hint? Are you the cop? omg

Vader still needs to post.

Yeah Pidgey is right we need to lynch someone. Only people I don't want to lynch D1 are BigC and Pidgey. I'm currently voting Twan because it's fresh, exciting, etc. I'll take a look through this thread in a bit/later on and see if I can't trump up some reason to vote one of the 14 people who don't seem scummy. (12 if you leave out BigP)

Also hammer >>>>>>> deadline

Posted by: sync Jun 29 2013, 02:24 PM

Actually no, I have a much better idea. It's D1, everyone is vanilla so there's no chance of accidentally lynching the doc or the cop so I'm going to vote based on RNG.

...15 lol

##Unvote
##Vote: Vaderseven


Vote subject to change if someone makes a really good argument for something. (Probably not going to happen.)

Posted by: sync Jun 29 2013, 02:28 PM

Well actually that's not true either because I would probably move my vote to help hammer.

/rambling

Posted by: Twan Jun 29 2013, 05:31 PM

voting me isn't fresh and exciting

everyone's already done it!!

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 29 2013, 07:14 PM

zz

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 29 2013, 07:19 PM

i liked my cata vote tbh

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 29 2013, 07:23 PM

i'd vote vader just to get rid of the least interesting player atm though. if he continues not to post

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 29 2013, 07:36 PM

vader might be replaced tonight, he has not logged on AIM for over a week

Posted by: BigC Jun 29 2013, 07:52 PM

I guess you could say he's an evader.

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 29 2013, 08:26 PM

QUOTE (BigC @ Jun 29 2013, 05:52 PM) *
I guess you could say he's an evader.

somehow I expected a gif for this

Also yeah turbo pidgey phase is over, dunno why he's focused on me? Seems pretty meta. Or OMGUS. But whatever.

##unvote

I'll wait to vote until vader's replacement pops in. He's the last one left to post, right?

Posted by: BossCrab Jun 29 2013, 11:43 PM

my thoughts on the game so far

http://www.endlessvideo.com/watch?v=5pbeV2dgWDQ&start=4m14s&end=4m38s

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 30 2013, 12:10 AM

vaderseven has been replaced with goom.

Xythar isn't here to activate the account at the moment, so goom will have to post on a backup account for now (Wiefom).

Posted by: BigC Jun 30 2013, 12:37 AM

goom
o
o
m

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 30 2013, 01:03 AM

goom has yet to post

clearly the scums

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 30 2013, 03:00 AM

SO SLOW THIS GAME

Posted by: CarlSagan Jun 30 2013, 03:01 AM

QUOTE (sync @ Jun 29 2013, 03:17 PM) *
omg is this a hint? Are you the cop? omg


Nobody... has roles yet...

I don't want to vote Sync because he has gotten obliterated D1 way too many times, I don't want to vote Pidgey because we're causing him high blood pressure constantly, and I don't want to vote goom because he's new (and my friend (✿◠‿◠) )

I'm bored.

Posted by: CarlSagan Jun 30 2013, 03:15 AM

##unvote

My vote: ##vote Shane

My concrete evidence:
1) Meta - was active early last game and generally trying to provoke discussion, is casting random votes and laying low this game
2) OMGUS

My role: nurse.

Posted by: CarlSagan Jun 30 2013, 03:22 AM

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Posted by: cyghfer Jun 30 2013, 10:55 AM

cata is trying to establish the "so disinterested he can't be scum" profile

ssrl mafia took too much out of him - this is the game where he turns his meta profile upside down, he thinks!

well i see through the charade

(also he kind of admitted he's not going to give a shit about the game)

arf arf

Posted by: Pidgey Jun 30 2013, 01:21 PM

Vote g fox

Posted by: sync Jun 30 2013, 01:42 PM

QUOTE (CarlSagan @ Jun 30 2013, 02:01 AM) *
Nobody... has roles yet...

That's just me screwing around. Also you can vote me if you like. People don't vote me very often

Okay, instead of being lazy and saying "Welp no reads D1 no roles w/e" I will actually try and legitimately vote for someone. .........

-Audity showed up to turbo pidgey for one vote and that's the only post. Could be casual play, or an attempt to just ride the Pidgey train.
-BigC was all joke phase. Nothing to say atm.
-Blust. "so turbo pidgey huh?" Possibly trying to ride the jokephase? No vote from him. Possibly trying not to attract attention.

And now I have to leave. Gonna be back to finish this later.

Posted by: Shane Jun 30 2013, 03:17 PM

QUOTE (CarlSagan @ Jun 30 2013, 03:15 AM) *
##unvote

My vote: ##vote Shane

My concrete evidence:
1) Meta - was active early last game and generally trying to provoke discussion, is casting random votes and laying low this game
2) OMGUS

My role: nurse.


no u

realtalk i am taking the mcat in 2 weeks so i have very little free time to do anything fun and playing mafia isn't at the top of the list for the time i do have.

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 30 2013, 04:53 PM

gl shane

Posted by: sync Jun 30 2013, 05:06 PM

Ok back.

I've decided I'm just going to skip to the person I'm voting because I'm lazy again.

##Unvote
##Vote: Cata

Yes, my vote is partially influenced by cyghfer (Could be scum this game!) usually targeting scum, but:

QUOTE (Catastrophe @ Jun 28 2013, 11:40 AM) *
I'm going to be very different in this game and not give a shit. Sorry, but I'm a replacement. I just don't feel like sinking time into these games anymore.

##vote Pidgey to get the role selection process started. Don't give me any bullshit about reads because it's day 1, we're all vanilla, and everyone's just fucking around.

IMO A Cata lynch seems pretty safe right now, mainly because of the declaration that he doesn't really want to play anymore. Plus he's only made one post, and that was to turbo pidgey for real.

It's not a whole lot, but it sounds good to me. (All things considered.)

Posted by: sync Jun 30 2013, 05:13 PM

Also if we could decide on a candidate soon that would be awesome because this is so amazingly boring and we have very little to go on right now and if we do this every game day then this mafia game is going to last forever because deadline is a week long ahtynbkvgygekbfeoaubsruibrghb

Posted by: CarlSagan Jun 30 2013, 06:01 PM

gl shane. mcat is stressful @_@ I have several friends in medical school, and one applying. all the paying money to go to interviews and send in applications only to wait half a year to see if you need to do the whole thing over again, blah.

also we should hammer someone, and end this borefest.

Posted by: BigC Jun 30 2013, 06:04 PM

If cata is not gonna do anything because he's still salty about the Church of Nintendo (There is no God but Miyamoto and Reggie is his prophet) then I'm cool with trying a lurker lynch for once.

Day one suuuuuckssssss.

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 30 2013, 06:06 PM

i want to lynch cata but spim & twan & goom (hi post thing) are weak. actually i don't like audity much either. but yeah any of those 5 w/e

Posted by: spimmmm Jun 30 2013, 09:19 PM

hi worked all weekend in addition to working during week (h8 my job)

day 1 is balls. cata says he doesn't wanna play? sounds like a good reason to me since we gotta come to a consensus.

##unvote

##vote: Cata

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jun 30 2013, 09:57 PM

day1 lurker vote sounds g

##vote: Cata

Posted by: BigC Jun 30 2013, 10:19 PM

Voting twan didn't feel as exciting as voting for pidgey.

##unvote

##vote Cata

Posted by: CarlSagan Jun 30 2013, 10:36 PM

Lez do eet

##unvote

##vote Cata

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 30 2013, 10:59 PM

:: Vote Count ::

Catastrophe (6): cyghfer, sync, spimmmm, grayfox9996, BigC, CarlSagan
Pidgey (2): sync, Shane, grayfox9996, CarlSagan, Murderbydeath, -CarlSagan, apple cider vinegar, Catastrophe, -sync, -Murderbydeath, -Shane, -grayfox9996
CarlSagan (1): Shane
grayfox9996 (1): Pidgey
Murderbydeath (1): CarlSagan, Twan, Pidgey, -Pidgey, -CarlSagan
spimmmm (1): Murderbydeath
Twan (1): BossCrab, sync, BigC, -sync, -BigC
BigC (0): spimmmm, -spimmmm
BossCrab (0): Pidgey, -Pidgey
goom (0): sync, -sync
Shane (0): grayfox9996, -grayfox9996, CarlSagan, -CarlSagan
sync (0): grayfox9996, -grayfox9996

Not Voting (2): BLUST OF WIND, goom

With 15 players alive, it takes 8 votes to hammer. Role assignments will take place immediately upon hammer or deadline, and no discussion will be permitted during the assignment process.

Deadline: 3 Days (Wednesday, July 3rd at 11:59 PM Eastern)

Posted by: Shane Jun 30 2013, 11:01 PM

krystal linked me so i assume she wants me to vote cata

mod endorsed vote: cata

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 30 2013, 11:03 PM

lol

Posted by: Catastrophe Jun 30 2013, 11:07 PM

I haven't even read the thread. Honestly, Lee's slot should've just been canceled.

##vote Catastrophe I was vanilla town (duh) but of course we all are. I always said that inactive people hurt the town.

That should be the hammer according to the mod. So I pick Shane for mystery role #1 because he posted directly above me, and I don't give a damn.

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 30 2013, 11:08 PM

emovotes disabled, you're still -1

Posted by: BossCrab Jun 30 2013, 11:09 PM

Well if you're so inclined, Cata, I'll make your wish come true

##Vote: Catastrophe

Posted by: cyghfer Jun 30 2013, 11:09 PM

good

Posted by: Shane Jun 30 2013, 11:10 PM

Also thanks for the luck wishes. I've been studying on and off for a month and I've recently started taking practice tests. I am really suffering from a lack of biology/anatomy background, but I make up for it with chemistry/physics and verbal reasoning so my composite scores are pretty good. I was initially going to try to get a 40 but I'm starting to realize that may be too ambitious considering a 33 is already 91 percentile and I am only gaining 2-3 points per week. I'll be happy with a 35.

I'm really not worried about the MCAT as much as the volunteering/job shadowing requirements for admissions. I will only have like 100 volunteer hours and 50ish shadowing hours by the time I interview and from what I hear that is not really enough for them to consider you. I've got the fallback option of going to graduate school for chemistry which I would enjoy a lot more, but I wouldn't want to teach and I would crazy working for a large pharm company for the rest of my life, so my future is hazy there.

Growing up is hard.

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 30 2013, 11:13 PM

No discussion! No role stacking! A role may only be given out once! There are 14 roles for 14 players! You guys should understand this concept by now! Do not post unless you're giving a role!

Cata will post, for example, "I want Xythar to be an anime." (If "anime" were an actual role!)
Don't give reasoning or anything, just name a player and a role.

Xythar would be the next to post and hand out another role to someone else, and so on.

There WILL be time to discuss things after the roles are assigned since the topic will remain open and night talking will be allowed for Night 1 only. There's a chance you won't survive the night! Good luck!

Cata must first choose officially.

Post any discussion or banter and I will fuck you up~ Think Agahnim gives blue balls? I'll give you more than 15.

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 30 2013, 11:14 PM

Refer to Day 1 post for roles and more info: http://forum.solidstatesquad.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=8123&view=findpost&p=279782

Lynched: Catastrophe (Town)

1) apple cider vinegar (Audity) :: Lee_roy Jen-ken
2) BigC :: Super Dachshund Type Ken
3) BLUST OF WIND (Eijiken) :: Psy-ken
4) BossCrab :: Mystery-ken 3
5) CarlSagan :: Mystery-ken 2
6) cyghfer :: Charisma-ken
7) grayfox9996 :: Space-ken
8) Murderbydeath :: Stupid Goddamn Subhuman American Pleb-Ass Mutherfuckin' Bitch
9) Pidgey :: Afro-ken
10) Shane :: Mystery-ken 1
11) spimmmm :: Super Regent-ken
12) sync :: Chameleon-ken
13) Twan :: Officer-ken
14) vaderseven goom/Wiefom :: Tonosama-ken

Officer-ken
Space-ken
Super Dachshund Type Ken
Tonosama-ken
Psy-ken
Super Regent-ken
Charisma-ken
Chameleon-ken
Afro-ken
Lee_roy Jen-ken
Stupid Goddamn Subhuman American Pleb-Ass Mutherfuckin' Bitch
Mystery-ken 1
Mystery-ken 2
Mystery-ken 3

Posted by: Catastrophe Jun 30 2013, 11:16 PM

Shane is :: Mystery-ken 1 ::

Posted by: Shane Jun 30 2013, 11:16 PM

Pidgey is Afro-Ken.

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 30 2013, 11:23 PM

oh I forgot cardflip flavor/pic, here you go

Catastrophe tries to end his own life, but as he is not a Rain-ken, he cannot accept sadness. Instead he simply has a smile on his face.

"We think you're a dirty Rain-ken though," said the rest of the group. So they threw the new wannabe-macho Cata off a cliff.



Catastrophe, Innocent and Blameless Afro-ken, has been lynched!

Posted by: apple cider vinegar Jun 30 2013, 11:32 PM

I wasn't reading thread for a couple days but I'm all caught up now.

inu scent and bla me less

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jun 30 2013, 11:34 PM

Audity has to post exclusively in rainbow text and post a minimum of 25 Afro Ken-related graphics on Day 2 for posting during this period.

Posted by: apple cider vinegar Jun 30 2013, 11:58 PM

34 hour work weeks my ass

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jul 1 2013, 12:00 AM

that's an extra 25 afro-ken graphics and you must now sing the afro-ken OP and post mp3 of it or else MODKILL (maybe probably definitely)

OP for reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vp0CJtycSs

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jul 1 2013, 12:02 AM

if you want I can write some lyrics for Audi-ken and you can sing that instead

Posted by: apple cider vinegar Jul 1 2013, 12:03 AM

thx for being krystal clear

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jul 1 2013, 12:04 AM

stop *** posting now you definitely have to do my custom lyrics

Posted by: Pidgey Jul 1 2013, 01:47 AM

rofl did they really chose afro ken for me

I wanted to be mystery ken sad.gif

But at least im THE afro-ken

The only ken!

Bitches be mine, cause im afro-ken!

Anyway huuuuh.....

Cygh gets charisma ken because yeah

Posted by: Pidgey Jul 1 2013, 01:48 AM

stop PMing me krystal you gay


Posted by: Pidgey Jul 1 2013, 01:50 AM

Also yay i survived d1 ninja.gif Beating_a_Dead_Horse.gif

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jul 1 2013, 01:52 AM

Pidgey has to post one of the following phrases in every post on Day 2 for punishment: "Laughing Out Loud", "I'm Rolling On The Floor Laughing My @$$ Off!!", and "Rofñ"
(Must also post all of them a MINIMUM of 3 times)

stop fucking posting during this phase if it's not your turn, and stop saying anything within post except your player-role choice

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jul 1 2013, 01:55 AM

QUOTE (Pidgey @ Jul 1 2013, 01:50 AM) *
Also yay i survived d1 ninja.gif Beating_a_Dead_Horse.gif

also for this post you have to draw 3 players of your choice as an Afro-ken Fursona Thing

stop posting I will keep owning you guys harder than agahnim does

(edit: mspaint accepted)

Posted by: Marlie Tang Jul 1 2013, 01:57 AM

addendum to previous PR: let's make it 4 phrases, the 4th being "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx64_N4AA04"

Posted by: cyghfer Jul 1 2013, 11:43 AM

grayfox is space-ken.

Posted by: grayfox9996 Jul 1 2013, 09:47 PM

BigC is Super Dachsund Type Ken

Posted by: BigC Jul 2 2013, 12:07 AM

Twan is Officer-ken.

Posted by: Twan Jul 2 2013, 04:26 AM

BossCrab is Mystery-ken 3.

Posted by: BossCrab Jul 2 2013, 03:46 PM

Audity aka A-Slice aka Lotto Grotto aka Blab is Lee_roy Jen-ken

Posted by: apple cider vinegar Jul 2 2013, 07:26 PM

mbd is Stupid Goddamn Subhuman American Pleb-Ass Mutherfuckin' Bitch

Posted by: Murderbydeath Jul 3 2013, 03:02 AM

Spimmmm is Super Regent-ken.

Also, my internet at home is out of commission for who knows how long, but I'll try to post when I can. Hopefully it's not out long.

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