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Jadin
post Dec 3 2007, 03:34 PM
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this is a couple years old but still favorite


qxvg: so I just saw the movie 'gay niggers from outer space'
JasonDMoses: wow. I assume you've told Jamaal about this?
qxvg: haha yeah
JasonDMoses: What did he say?
qxvg: he said he wants to have sex with michael jordan
JasonDMoses: Sounds about right.


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post Dec 3 2007, 03:41 PM
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QUOTE(Grey @ Dec 3 2007, 02:52 PM) *
Spirit of Foxes: Fucking furries in my pyramid schemes.
Spirit of Foxes: Work at home! This anthro fox will tell you how.
Spirit of Foxes: FUCKING FURRIESSSSSS
itsgreylolol: I love you

The irony of this made me lol.

CRAZY LIKE A FOX


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post Dec 8 2007, 11:04 PM
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<RooZ> she let me quell on her face
<deathrazor> queef
<RooZ> but she threw me down and gave me the best quell of my life
<RooZ> and just as i finished up i was like
<Cranberry> "ANOTHER"


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a good father doesn't play japanese games

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Jadin
post Dec 13 2007, 01:38 AM
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[23:34:33] <deathrazor> one of my friends had anal with a hermaphrodite
[23:34:41] <deathrazor> and didnt realise she had a dick until the 4th time they went at it
[23:34:52] <Jadynn^_^> friend is lying
[23:34:53] <DanAdamKOF> why did he admit that
[23:34:58] <deathrazor> because he has no standards
[23:35:03] <deathrazor> and is a huge nympho
[23:35:07] <deathrazor> and its kind of funny lol
[23:35:18] <Jadynn^_^> too hard to miss a dick
[23:35:34] <Jadynn^_^> unless he has a squirrel brain
[23:35:34] <deathrazor> well he never seemed to miss the connection that she only wanted anal
[23:35:42] <deathrazor> no hes not dumb
[23:35:43] <deathrazor> just uhh
[23:35:45] <deathrazor> very very
[23:35:48] <deathrazor> horny
[23:35:52] <DanAdamKOF> rofl
[23:35:54] <DanAdamKOF> "are those balls"
[23:35:59] <DanAdamKOF> "shut up and RAIL ME"


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Twan
post Dec 14 2007, 11:09 AM
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I think I remember a good quote from IRC but I can't remember it all

something to do with the word "burgle"


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post Dec 14 2007, 11:18 AM
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QUOTE(Twan @ Dec 14 2007, 12:09 PM) *
I think I remember a good quote from IRC but I can't remember it all

something to do with the word "burgle"


Quite a lot of burgling tends to go on in IRC


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deathrazor
post Dec 14 2007, 12:11 PM
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QUOTE(Schlagwerk @ Dec 14 2007, 10:18 AM) *
Quite a lot of burgling tends to go on in IRC




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post Dec 24 2007, 10:37 AM
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<Xythar> the sauce makes the yakisoba
<Xythar> i usually get a bottle out of the fridge and put extra on (as well as the stuff they give you) for good measure
<Xythar> plus it often comes with mustardnaise
<jadin> that's like the worst word I've come across
<jadin> two bad things mixed?
<jadin> it's like
<jadin> go to doctor and he says you have canceraids


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post Dec 27 2007, 11:25 PM
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<deathrazor> i found a prelim songlist for jubeat
<davidbrit2> How the fuck do you even play it?
<davidbrit2> It looks like one of those Roland drum pads.
<deathrazor> Shalom in the Home (KCP Remix)
<deathrazor> Where Is My Dreidel (Momo Mix)
<deathrazor> MAX KOSHER (Super-Jew-Me Mix)
<deathrazor> My Black Kippah (From Nonstop Megamix)
<deathrazor> Hitler Sucks (For Extreme)
<deathrazor> The Bread Is On The Table -super euro version-
<deathrazor> Fascination Afterlife 100-200-400
<deathrazor> Bar Mitzvah (Speedy Mix)
<deathrazor> Berahot (Techno Mix)
<Twan> MAX KOSHER

<davidbrit2> When you fail, it says, "You call this a score? Oy."


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post Dec 27 2007, 11:27 PM
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QUOTE(Klonoa @ Dec 27 2007, 11:25 PM) *
<deathrazor> i found a prelim songlist for jubeat
<davidbrit2> How the fuck do you even play it?
<davidbrit2> It looks like one of those Roland drum pads.
<deathrazor> Shalom in the Home (KCP Remix)
<deathrazor> Where Is My Dreidel (Momo Mix)
<deathrazor> MAX KOSHER (Super-Jew-Me Mix)
<deathrazor> My Black Kippah (From Nonstop Megamix)
<deathrazor> Hitler Sucks (For Extreme)
<deathrazor> The Bread Is On The Table -super euro version-
<deathrazor> Fascination Afterlife 100-200-400
<deathrazor> Bar Mitzvah (Speedy Mix)
<deathrazor> Berahot (Techno Mix)
<Twan> MAX KOSHER

<davidbrit2> When you fail, it says, "You call this a score? Oy."


Hahahaha Bar Mitzvah (Speedy Mix).
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post Dec 27 2007, 11:29 PM
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* @VgameT (dornez@c-24-8-183-137.hsd1.co.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Planetboom's guitar sound gives pictures that someone make a new start of the life.)


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deathrazor
post Dec 27 2007, 11:44 PM
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[22:11:32] <deathrazor> my girlfriend left a HUGE wet spot on my bed
[22:11:32] <Twan> eh?
[22:11:37] <Twan> HAHA
[22:11:39] <deathrazor> JESUS
[22:11:40] <CSBrokaw> ?
[22:11:48] <CSBrokaw> What's the substance?
[22:11:50] <deathrazor> ...
[22:11:53] <deathrazor> vaginal juices
[22:11:57] <Twan> milk
[22:11:59] <CSBrokaw> Oh.
[22:12:01] <deathrazor> seriously what kind of question is that
[22:12:08] <CSBrokaw> SHE COULD HAVE PEED
[22:12:10] <CSBrokaw> asshole
[22:12:12] <CSBrokaw> tongue.gif
[22:12:12] <deathrazor> uh no
[22:12:24] <deathrazor> my room would probably smell like pee if it was
[22:12:25] <deathrazor> and uhh
[22:12:29] <deathrazor> my room doesnt smell like pee
[22:12:38] <CSBrokaw> I'll take your word for it.
[22:13:00] <deathrazor> i can smell the actual wet spot if you want me to
[22:13:08] <CSBrokaw> ...
[22:13:12] <deathrazor> thats what i thought
[22:13:14] <CSBrokaw> No I think we're good.
[22:13:18] <CSBrokaw> yeah haha
[22:13:28] <deathrazor> or like lick it or something
[22:13:31] <deathrazor> you perv
[22:13:31] <deathrazor> sheesh
[22:13:46] <CSBrokaw> SUBJECT CHANGE NOW


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post Dec 28 2007, 12:29 AM
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post Jan 2 2008, 12:42 AM
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<Twan> question
<Twan> why do people like caldera
<deathrazor> cuz its goofy
<Twan> if I made a video of me running around in my fucking house beating pots and pans
<Twan> would people like it because it's goofy
<deathrazor> yes
<Twan> k
<Twan> brb
<deathrazor> as long as you have caldera playing


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post Jan 2 2008, 05:28 AM
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QUOTE(XytharDX @ Dec 24 2007, 05:37 AM) *
<Xythar> the sauce makes the yakisoba
<Xythar> i usually get a bottle out of the fridge and put extra on (as well as the stuff they give you) for good measure
<Xythar> plus it often comes with mustardnaise
<jadin> that's like the worst word I've come across
<jadin> two bad things mixed?
<jadin> it's like
<jadin> go to doctor and he says you have canceraids


LMFAO cancaids

I laughed out loud

Also guys can't be NYMPHOS nympho is a FEMALE TERM


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post Jan 3 2008, 01:22 AM
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[23:42:20] DeathRazorX: and VVV has terrible steps rofl
[23:42:44] Josh: yeah I don't like them
[23:42:57] Josh: the "slow down to challenge you to read a song" is very Konami-ish
[23:43:07] DeathRazorX: no its more like
[23:43:27] DeathRazorX: Chris Foy: "Oh I have FIVE panels to work with now?!?! EEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE!!!!!!"


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post Jan 3 2008, 01:57 AM
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QUOTE(deathrazor @ Jan 3 2008, 01:22 AM) *
[23:42:20] DeathRazorX: and VVV has terrible steps rofl
[23:42:44] Josh: yeah I don't like them
[23:42:57] Josh: the "slow down to challenge you to read a song" is very Konami-ish
[23:43:07] DeathRazorX: no its more like
[23:43:27] DeathRazorX: Chris Foy: "Oh I have FIVE panels to work with now?!?! EEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE!!!!!!"


Lol. The steps were made by Jason Dread, and he sent them back like 5 times because ANDAMIRO (who didn't have much control over the Pro songs) said it was way too easy. But yeah, blame andamiro there, I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was on NX2 with all the same steps.

PS the NM steps are amazing I hope you weren't talking about those. The CZ is fine until the very end, then it's LOL.
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post Jan 4 2008, 04:30 AM
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[01:26] <Toph> hey its vgamet
[01:26] <Toph> everyone pretend to be a rock
[01:26] * Toph rock
[01:26] * canastamom rock
[01:26] * chubs rock
[01:26] * Brazoliange rock
[01:26] * VgameT paper
[01:26] <canastamom> OH SNAP
[01:26] <Toph> oh FUCK
[01:26] <Brazoliange> shit
[01:26] <Toph> ok
[01:26] <chubs> thats ok beatmode still sucks
[01:26] <VgameT> destroyed
[01:26] <Toph> you won that one fair and square


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post Jan 4 2008, 04:31 AM
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[02:26:06] * Joins: VgameT
[02:26:06] * ChanServ sets mode: +o VgameT
[02:26:11] <@Toph> hey its vgamet
[02:26:14] <@Toph> everyone pretend to be a rock
[02:26:15] * @Toph rock
[02:26:17] * canastamom rock
[02:26:19] * chubs rock
[02:26:24] * Brazoliange rock
[02:26:24] * @VgameT paper
[02:26:27] <canastamom> OH SNAP
[02:26:29] <@Toph> oh FUCK
[02:26:29] <Brazoliange> shit


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post Jan 4 2008, 04:45 AM
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To be fair it looked like we had totally ruined VgameT until he retorted with that comeback.


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