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post Oct 14 2007, 05:30 AM
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DISCLAIMER: Yeah don't post brutal/outright mean shit in here k guys? But also take things in context: I doubt anyone on VJA really hates anyone else so things tend to be JOKES and not serious.

Anyways I will start because this cracked me up.

<Jadynn^_^> kids eventually
<Jadynn^_^> little iidx kiddies
<Toph> haha
<Toph> START EM YOUNG
<Toph> snooj's like
<Toph> 5 year old son
<Toph> plays drummania
<Toph> its funny
<Toph> (snooj being the guy who ran Power Up, a bemani arcade in maine)
<Toph> Kenji was telling me how he'd be playing beatmania
<Toph> screw soemthing up, yell FUCK
<Toph> and the kid would be next to him
<Toph> and snooj would come in and be like "ok dude come on"


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post Oct 14 2007, 05:46 AM
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[04:43] <Fanatiq> question
[04:43] <Fanatiq> to u jadin
[04:43] <Jadynn^_^> suppp
[04:43] <Fanatiq> so why don't u just put out like 298447 vids?
[04:43] <Garnet> jadin might be a whore but he doesn't need to put out THAT much
[04:43] <Jadynn^_^> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


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[21:17:43] <+Jadin> sry I fell asleep making spaghetti
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post Nov 24 2007, 12:34 AM
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[23:32:06] <VgameT> I hope so
[23:32:08] <VgameT> unless you're like
[23:32:15] <VgameT> disabled and 6 years old and a girl
[23:32:22] <VgameT> and if you are
[23:32:26] <VgameT> wanna meet up O_O
[23:32:30] <deathrazor> XD
[23:32:33] <VgameT> I could be your grown-up friend


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post Nov 24 2007, 06:19 PM
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<Klonoa> brb, makin some god damn pasta
<CSBrokaw> Take it Easy, rottel-da-sun, A New Morning, every eurobeat song on it, VDM Licenses
<Jadynn^_^> what kind of pasta
<Klonoa> I NEED GOD DAMN PASTA
<Twan> I NEED GOD DAMN PASTA
<Twan> FUCK
<Klonoa> HOLY SHIT
<Klonoa> BEAT YOU TO IT FAGGOT
<Klonoa> HAHAHAHA YES
<CSBrokaw> hahahaha
<Jadynn^_^> loool
<Twan> I quit life


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post Nov 24 2007, 09:15 PM
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<Guest51749> songy is a dime. Well guess what, the dime was actually Aundrea L. Hopkins . Oooooh, is it the weekend? You're gonna get out and do what? You've got ta shake your body down! Come on girl, let's hang out. I'm going to beat the shit out of you with a garden spade and rape the remains from my garden spade massacre.


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post Nov 25 2007, 12:21 AM
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[21:18] <KevinDDR> toph is probably clearing TL100secs now
[21:18] <KevinDDR> motherfucker :/
[21:18] <Twan> I want to play TL100secs
[21:18] <Twan> on keyboardmania
[21:18] <Klonoa> no way
[21:18] <deepbluevibes> guys that song is way harder than mei [a]
[21:18] <Klonoa> that's harder than mei double battle
[21:18] <deepbluevibes> or any of that other iidx techno shit
[21:19] <deepbluevibes> with drummania you use 3 limbs and actually learn about music
[21:19] <Klonoa> don't forget hawaii is not part of america
[21:19] <Klonoa> hahaha
[21:19] <deepbluevibes> iidx = 10 fingers = 8 buttons = boring and easy, gg wapanese otaku fags
[21:19] <deepanalvibes> YEAH WHAT HE SAID
[21:19] <deepbluevibes> WOW
[21:19] <deepbluevibes> THAT IS THE MOST BROKEN QUOTE EVER
[21:19] <deepanalvibes> hawaii? man fuck that shit GO BACK TO JAPAN MUFUCKERS
[21:19] <deepbluevibes> AND THE MOST ORIGINAL NAME EVER
[21:19] <Twan> bong
[21:19] <therealbong> yo
[21:19] <deepbluevibes> you macetting failures are great at mangling what someone said to the point of it not even being funny anymore
[21:19] <oTaQ> http://up.2chan.net/c/src/1195646268540.jpg
[21:19] <Twan> you got banned in mafia bong
[21:20] <therealbong> oh, wow, long time no see Oni]
[21:20] <therealbong> haha yeah I noticed
[21:20] <deepbluevibes> COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS v


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post Nov 25 2007, 01:42 AM
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OR WAS IT THE BAGEL


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post Nov 25 2007, 01:43 AM
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hahahaha this thread laugh.gif
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post Nov 25 2007, 06:45 PM
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<Sanjuro> The OMES of Arch0wlMania will be Arch0wl's masturbation tape set to Horny Horny Horny Horny by Mousse T
<Jadynn^_^> cordless tools are for faggots
<Jadynn^_^> gigantic
<Jadynn^_^> faggots
<Klonoa> hahahahahaha


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post Nov 25 2007, 06:55 PM
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<oTaQ> more like pretty SISSY
<Sanjuro> I have an electric knife
<Sanjuro> I make stuff with it when I am not making unmanly pastries
<Klonoa> sanjuro is cool
<Jadynn^_^> guys do you think my faggoty cordless drill is charged up enough to cut TWO holes in PARTICLEBOARD
<oTaQ> vxjasonxv has an electric knife
<Klonoa> well if it's just two holes then SURE :>
<oTaQ> therefore point has been voided
<Jadynn^_^> actually I dunno if jason does :x
<Klonoa> uh oh
<Jadynn^_^> probably not!
<oTaQ> INTERNET ARGUMENT
<Klonoa> we might have to kick him out
<Jadynn^_^> yah
<VxJasonxV> hey
<Jadynn^_^> vote: VxJasonxV
<VxJasonxV> fuck you guys

EDIT:
<Sanjuro> !teach Kles how to play IIDX
<Sanjuro> does it work
<Sanjuro> !kles
<FOXStarFlare> kles how to play IIDX
<Klonoa> boos?
<Tomba> nope
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post Nov 26 2007, 07:20 PM
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[15:56] <adjust_rain> http://a820.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/image...f37c96bdccb.jpg
[15:56] <Jadynn^_^> who
[15:57] <vGta7o2^__^> its meh meh
[15:57] <adjust_rain> [____)= ( [ O ] )
[15:57] <adjust_rain> guess who\
[15:57] <Jadynn^_^> hahahahaha
[15:57] <Jadynn^_^> she looks really smart
[15:58] <Jadynn^_^> if I saw her on a sidewalk I would think to myself 'wow, she's probably the smartest person in her school'
[15:58] <oTaQ_failed_neu> layonsna
[15:58] <oTaQ_failed_neu> i bet she is smart on a higher level
[15:58] <adjust_rain> HAHHAHHA
[15:58] <oTaQ_failed_neu> like HIGHer level
[15:58] <adjust_rain> guys
[15:58] <adjust_rain> I don't have a urethra
[15:58] <adjust_rain> As far as she knows.
[15:58] <Twan> hahahaha
[15:58] <oTaQ_failed_neu> rofl
[15:58] <Twan> guys don't have urethras
[15:59] <Twan> I thought this was common knowledge
[16:00] <Twan> hahahah "I am beyond them intellectually"
[16:00] <adjust_rain> http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c241/swe...bs/dolls/31.gif
[16:01] <oTaQ_failed_neu> wtf
[16:01] <chkn> f
[16:01] <Jadynn^_^> t
[16:02] <oTaQ_failed_neu> w
[16:05] <adjust_rain> http://a725.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/image...8c386ebd4c4.jpg
[16:05] <adjust_rain> no words to do this picture justice
[16:05] <Twan> what
[16:05] <adjust_rain> that's her boyfriend
[16:05] <Twan> what
[16:06] <Jadynn^_^> speaking of 'beyond them intellectually'
[16:06] <Jadynn^_^> that guy looks like a GENIUS
[16:07] <Lucille`Ballin> HE IS INTERNET
[16:07] <Jadynn^_^> he probably has lots of time to think about esoteric philosophies while he's huntin deer with a bow & arrow
[16:07] <chkn> NO I'M INTERNET
[16:07] <Twan> esoteric
[16:07] <Jadynn^_^> eeso
[16:08] <Twan> jadin if you have time to think about esoteric philosophies then you probably have an easy job


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post Nov 26 2007, 08:13 PM
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That was pretty awesome. That last picture looks like one off a shitty ITG2 clone theme I saw on a machine this weekend, where the circle jerkers over at AIJ put their pictures in instead of the ITG staff.
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post Nov 26 2007, 08:20 PM
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<oTaQ> therealbong has a lot of dongs
<oTaQ> he has a horse dong which he uses to remove the shit from his rectum
<Klonoa> hahahahaha
<oTaQ> but it also helps in lubrication
<oTaQ> by making him bleed from his rectum tearing
<therealbong> blood is one of the best lubricants to use on your ass
<Klonoa> i so want to put this in the irc thread


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post Nov 26 2007, 10:47 PM
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OH GROSS OTAKU

[20:42:29] <Jadynn^_^> I delivered pizza next to an area called FORT CARSON
[20:42:46] <Jadynn^_^> and people would come in and get the little army base and the city up north confused
[20:42:48] <VgameT> aloeoleoaolololre
[20:42:55] <Jadynn^_^> and ask us if we delivered to FORT COLLINS
[20:43:06] <VgameT> haha
[20:43:15] <Jadynn^_^> and I cursed at them and hung up on them
[20:43:30] <Jadynn^_^> because that's 3 hours away during rush hour
[20:43:30] <VgameT> "hello this is papa johns how may I help you"
[20:43:35] <VgameT> "yes do you deliver to fort collins???"
[20:43:38] <VgameT> "FUCK"
[20:43:41] <VgameT> (hangup)


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post Nov 26 2007, 11:00 PM
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<Terry-Bradshaw> hahahaha holy siht
* Ric-Flair is now known as Hulk-Hogan
<Hulk-Hogan> BROTHER ARE YOU TRYING TO KICK ME IN THE DICK BROTHER
* kay0ss is now known as Cyborg-Hulk-Hogan
* Terry-Bradshaw is now known as MachoMan
<Jadynn^_^> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
<MachoMan> SNAP INTO A SLIMJIM!
<MachoMan> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
* oTaQ is now known as Yokozuna
* Hulk-Hogan legdrops Jadin
<Yokozuna> i died
<Yokozuna> in a coffin
<Cyborg-Hulk-Hogan> HAHAHA
* MachoMan is now known as UltimateWarrior
<UltimateWarrior> when the earth meets at the center of the moon
<UltimateWarrior> and the dynamite is going to explode
<Jadynn^_^> <vahnsin> A bear walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer and . . . . a packet of peanuts."
<UltimateWarrior> THEN!
<Jadynn^_^> <vahnsin> A bear walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer and . . . . a packet of peanuts."
<Yokozuna> this needs to be in the IRC quotes thing
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post Nov 27 2007, 10:45 PM
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TECHNICALLY NOT IRC BUT

Xythar (12:40:05 PM): they're 3g2 or whatever files
Xythar (12:40:12 PM): what else can I use to play them
Xythar (12:40:17 PM): other than installing quicktime
PkerUNO (12:40:49 PM): QuickTime, I think
PkerUNO (12:40:52 PM): hahahaha
Xythar (12:40:23 PM): because once you install quicktime you have it for life
Xythar (12:40:24 PM): it's like herpes
PkerUNO (12:40:59 PM): lawl


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post Dec 1 2007, 10:58 AM
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<Xythar> http://youtube.com/watch?v=dzK8gsrXFCg
<MiR> lol fucking cheesy 90's soft rock


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post Dec 2 2007, 05:17 AM
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<auquity> if iidx ever names a song with panda in the title i bet itll suck


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post Dec 2 2007, 05:35 AM
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<Xythar> http://youtube.com/watch?v=dzK8gsrXFCg
<MiR> lol fucking cheesy 90's soft rock


hahaha who is this person he is bad at everything


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post Dec 3 2007, 02:52 PM
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Spirit of Foxes: Fucking furries in my pyramid schemes.
Spirit of Foxes: Work at home! This anthro fox will tell you how.
Spirit of Foxes: FUCKING FURRIESSSSSS
itsgreylolol: I love you

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[L7] Left to AAA: 3 (Step Into the New World, Fun, Gambol)
[7k] left to A: 1 (Pluto)
11*s left to clear: 9 (waxing and wanding, tripping contact (remix), The Dirty of Loudness, four pieces of heaven, Blocks, Bleeding Luv, Be OK [b])
12*s Cleared: 5
Ds left in IIDX: 4 (Mendes[b], Icarus[b], four pieces of heaven[b], Mei[a])
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