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> Happy 9/11 B!-day Voldanmort : ), ? :< Transcribed by ulillillia. I hastily created the tits.
Elphaba
post Sep 11 2018, 06:41 PM
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From: Darkness Beyond Time (And I'm the Dog, or Bitch, Schala)




(Angela's smilie in the topic title~ Nice touch, [alt]right, 'D'~?)

Proud of your handiwork, child? ":>" Little Dan Hoodle~?





Funny stuff, isn't it? Yeah I thought not. It's actually pretty vile stuff, but hey, vile stuff can be funny. Here, allow me to demonstrate:



(6:17:02 PM) sicko2012: NICE!!!! HAHAHAHAAAAA EHEUHE
(6:17:03 PM) sicko2012: ure not funny
(6:17:04 PM) sicko2012: btich
(6:17:05 PM) Milkslake: ^_^;;;;;;;;
(6:17:08 PM) Milkslake: thx
(6:17:14 PM) sicko2012: jk ure pretty damn funny

So where'd you go? Too weak? Hiding behind an account based on the word "genocide" without even the courage to keep a faux-"sry" appended to it? Not enough Horcruxes left to make a public appearance anymore? Was #1722 just too big of a chunk there? "Dan Hoodle's Diary", you might say? Or as josh/'xreleased' might say, "I thought Dan didn't like logging!" Was it, dare I turn these dainty lips up into a smile, taking this 'not seriously', purrrrrhaps what you might call, the 'epitome of your oversights'? The perfect example of alt-right embarrassment? The shame of your final solution for humanity if only you had remembered to change your password before making alt-right fly-by-night empires? ":>>>" (or as you might say in the words of Aubrey Starr-McNazi, "Lmfao!") "Sry" Jadin, are you... Jaded about this? :3

"Wow, Real Mature, Krys."
(Actually I won't be a cougar for another decade! Looking forward to it though ;3 teehee~)

Regardless, here's your birthday present! I actually remembered yours (impossible not to, with such an appropriate month and day LOL) at least, but I forgive you for trying to kill me for at least two of mine so far~ It's not much, just some cute songs. Figured you might like these, though~ Emma Blackery made some songs about us and they're empowering so I'm feeling on top of the world (enough to quite literally poke the bear)~ :3

Your guns, chemicals, and private doxxing activities don't scare me. You no longer have that power over us. Mad? Good. Maybe you'll grow up someday. Until then, well... Stay mad, MO~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDGsM2iYKxo
Fake Friend
QUOTE (Thanks for Being a Fake Friend)
I got your number, in many ways
You like the drama, so what you saying now?
This game we're playing now, where we pretend that we're good?

You're not forgiven for what you did
But out in public, we're in the same clique
Think I can work with this, I got you understood

Just know your role and we'll be fake friends
Just know your role and we'll be fake friends

I know the story that no one's seen
But I'm not innocent, so let's not come clean
Let's play respectfully
We ain't got nothing to say

And I still stand by the things I said
You may trick others
But you're not in my head
This rivalry ain't dead unless we're up on a stage

Just know your role and we'll be fake friends
Just know your role and we'll be fake friends
Just know your role and we'll be fake friends

You don't trust me and you've got no reason to
I've got a panic button I don't wanna press on you
You don't trust me and I don't trust you
You've got a panic button, lets just coexist
No one has to know that we're on each other's lists

Know your role and we'll be fake friends
Just know your role and we'll be fake friends
Just know your role and we'll be fake friends
(You don't trust me and you've got no reason to)
Just know your role and we'll be fake friends
(You don't trust me and I don't trust you)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VX0zXp6CCA
Burn the Witch
QUOTE (A TOTAL BURN THE WITCH HUNT!!!)
You got me deep, just like they all said you would
Thought we were good, thought we were good
Until you put me down in front of a crowded room
I was stupid, thinking a leaf was turned
Cause I got burned, yeah I got burned
I wear a scar in the place that you made the wound

Cause you left me scored
I drew the five of swords, and now
I'm running, I'm running
I'm coming to bring you down

Cause baby I'm a liar, I'm a bitch
And you and I have unfinished business
Narcissistic hypocrite
And I'm petty as hell but at least I admit it
Blow my phone up, say I'm crazy
I know what you've called me lately
It's time to burn the witch
It's time to burn the wi-i-i-i-itch

I called you out, but my critics all said I was wrong
It took a while, it took a while
But now they see what I've been saying all along
You took a match to the bridge I was trying to mend
What goes around, comes back around
If only you had been a nicer person

I'm a liar, I'm a bitch
And you and I have unfinished business
Narcissistic hypocrite
And I'm petty as hell but at least I admit it
Blow my phone up, say I'm crazy
I know what you've called me lately
It's time to burn the witch
It's time to burn the wi-i-i-i-itch

Roses are red, violets are blue
Lady Karma's a bitch and she's coming for you
Roses are red, violets are blue
Lady Karma's a bitch and she's coming for you
Roses are red, violets are blue
Lady Karma's a bitch and she's coming for you
Roses are red, violets are blue
Lady Karma's a bitch and she's coming for you

Cause baby, I'm a liar, I'm a bitch
And you and I have unfinished business
Narcissistic hypocrite
And I'm petty as hell but at least I admit it (at least I admit it)
Blow my phone up, say I'm crazy
I know what you've called me lately
It's time to burn the witch (time to burn the witch)
It's time to burn the wi-i-i-i-itch

(I'm a liar)
(I'm a liar)
It's time to burn the wi-i-i-i-itch
(Cause baby I'm a liar)
(Cause baby I'm a liar)
It's time to burn the witch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNaFG4JT8AY
Agenda
QUOTE (Not Part of Your Ethnic Cleansing Agenda @ Daniel Hood)
(A G E N D AH AH AH)

Am I not pretty enough for ya?
Do I not have the narrative?
You need to like my aesthetic?

Am I not cute enough to remember?
I've adjusted my perspective
Don't wanna be part of your clique

But somethings got me caught up
I won't be made the fool of
Won't be the poster girl that you want

So what are you after?
Don't you like my colors?
I'm confident, I know it scares ya, scares ya
Bye bye good riddance
The rules have been rewritten
I'm better without you, and that's the truth
I'm not part of your Agenda

(A G E N D AH AH AH)
(A G E N D AH AH AH)

Am I not dainty enough for ya?
Do I not wear that pretty dress?
Do I not fake it like the rest
Am I not finding strength in numbers?
Cause you know I'm fine here on my own
Don't need to make a love my home

When you say that I'm annoying
Well it's not me you're destroying
Cause I know who I am, and I'm better than that

Cause you've got bad taste in people
If I'm not one then I'm grateful
You're just shooting blanks and you can take that to the bank

So what are you after?
Don't you like my colors?
I'm confident, I know it scares ya, scares ya
Bye bye good riddance
The rules have been rewritten
I'm better without you, and that's the truth
I'm not part of your Agenda

(A G E N D AH AH AH)
(A G E N D AH AH AH)
(A G E N D AH AH AH)
(A G E N D AH AH AH)

Am I not pretty enough for ya?
Do I not have the narrative?
You need to like my aesthetic
Am I not cute enough to remember?
I've adjusted my perspective
Don't wanna be part of your clique

So what are you after?
Don't you like my colors?
I'm confident, I know it scares ya, scares ya
Bye bye good riddance
The rules have been rewritten
I'm better without you, and that's the truth
I'm not part of your Agenda

(A G E N D AH AH AH)
(A G E N D AH AH AH)
Not part of your Agenda
(A G E N D AH AH AH)
(A G E N D AH AH AH)
Not part of your Agenda

Think this is the future you'll achieve? "Well not on my watch~"



I resist your dystopia.

Deal With It. Deal With Hermione >:3
Stick that in your pipe and remember that line. If you have any soul or brain left to remember, that is. Clearly no heart still, at the very least. "Sad!"



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LeonMoongooner3: hi
Kryssstal: hi huh
LeonMoongooner3: is this thee krysstal?
Kryssstal: uh huh
LeonMoongooner3: youre a straight legend girl
Kryssstal: but i'm bi

"maya talks like someone perpetually participating in internet cat fights" -viv

"Anyway point is following your thought processes is not unlike trying to herd a kitten that fell into a ball pit" -ShadowWraith

"now i want ppl to know, that i see you, from over here, across the internet, turning up the corners of your lips in a smile, thinking that this is a funny statement, and i just want to say how DARE you not take this situation seriously, how DARE you treat this situation with any humor whatsoever. epitome! the perfect example! of the embarrassment, the shame of humanity. you all have got some nerve to even crack a grin whatsoever in the slightest, and none of you have the slightest shred of dignity or emotion. i am appalled and dismayed. thank you. bows" -Jadin

"well, yes, and ofc she is an intolerant narcissist girl lol" -jeanclaude

"like you can't just say 'well if you'd been in x place at y time then you'd know' as if i'm supposed to take your word for it and fucken like agree with you 'oh you're right krystal is an irredeemable sociopath and she's dexter from the hit show dexter'" -Rambly

"krystal with a relaly tiny pecker is probably peak sexiness anyway" -grass

"for the record i always imagined krystal being closer to daria than velma" -funkdoc

"nah, it's cool. you seem fine. especially for a person" -ancientscapes

"tfw biggest internet tough girl is a sub" -Based Audity



Kneel down and clean the smegma between my toes that I accrued from giving footsiejobs to someone actually deserving. :3



“There is nothing in the world that cannot be cured by love. That is the most thing.” ―Antonio Banderas

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