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> The Dane's Son thread. AKA: Monday Night at HBBs, Hawaii presents the tier below Low Tier. Dane's Son Tier
loluralimey
post Sep 20 2009, 10:52 AM
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Who is Dane's Son?

Dane's son is the adopted son of Akurikaze that is from Japan. First it was Hentai's Son then Anthony's Son then finally Dane's Son.
He was first known as the Moneyman of Drummania by spending about 100 USD's a day on Drummania. He now spends about the same amount on IIDX.
As of now he is the worst IIDX player in America if not the world.

Currently IIDX has done the following to him:

1. Lost 2 jobs
2. Failed in school
3. Wasted all his textbook/education money on IIDX
4. Left him broke
5. Malnourished


Traits of Dane's Son

1. Spends about 50-100 bucks a day on IIDX
2. Stay at the arcade from 10am to 4am only playing IIDX
3. Doesn't Eat
4. Joo Moments in IIDX
5. Cannot speak English
6. LB
7. Use S-Random for no reason on 1's
8. Does not listen at all
9. Presses D with Ragna

What is a Joo Moment?

A Joo Moment is when you fuck up something that your not suppose to do.

Example: Perfecting the opponent in SF4 until no life. Then you get comebacked on regardless of how much advantage.
Example in IIDX: Getting 78 from 100 in easy mode.

Dane's son does this all the time.

Current Standing on Dane's Son

Easy mode: Can beat 9s still fails 7's
Normal: Fails 7's
Hard Mode: Clears 1's
Dan Rank: 5 dan

Estimated amount of plays: 4000+
Length of Play: 1 year 4 months.
Joo Moment Ratio: 90%

My Comments on Danes Son

Hes a really nice kid and all but i think he should quit playing IIDX not only because of the fact that he's so terrible at it, its cause it ruining his life. Real Talk.

I normally wont tell anyone to quit but this is one case where i am going to make an exception since IIDX is ruining his life for real.

Me and Toph tried to diagnose and help him improve his game, But of course failed since he didnt listen.

My honest opinion: He has Retard Powers with out the Powers.
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post Sep 20 2009, 10:55 AM
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More to come soon about Betting on Dane's Son and a behind the scenes look at some rare Dane's Son footage that I'm going to try to get on Monday Night DSL (Dane's Son Live).


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post Sep 20 2009, 06:26 PM
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My son.

I've told him countless times "Don't use S-Random and Hard mode on your first stage."
But he does not listen. WHYYYYYY. I also taught him a basic Hell's Fang combo in BlazBlue.
DJ Hentai tells me to turn around, and I hear "URAAAH. URRAAAH."
What is that sound, you may ask? Ragna's 5D.

Note: I tellin him this stuff in Japanese, yet he still doesn't listen. Just nods his head and says he got it.

He's still a good kid though...just... Beating_a_Dead_Horse.gif


He is my son, because he likes Touhou. If not for that...I would have disowned him long ago!!!!

I swear, when I get a real son...I'm gonna make him into like some Tiger Woods of Bemani or some shit like that.



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post Sep 20 2009, 06:55 PM
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Man I want to visit Hawaii some day

edit: I easy failed Plasma [a] at the arcade the other day so I guess Joo Moments can happen to any of us


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post Sep 20 2009, 07:03 PM
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hahahahahahahaha!
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post Sep 20 2009, 07:25 PM
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post Sep 20 2009, 08:12 PM
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QUOTE (chotto kiitena @ Sep 20 2009, 01:55 PM) *
I guess Joo Moments can happen to any of us


Isn't that the truth. *shrug*

One day, we'll tell you about the real story behind Golden Cross.


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post Sep 20 2009, 09:25 PM
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QUOTE (Toph @ Sep 20 2009, 03:12 PM) *
Isn't that the truth. *shrug*

One day, we'll tell you about the real story behind Golden Cross.


I blame that shit for me not being able to pass it.


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post Sep 21 2009, 08:00 PM
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BREAKING NEWS:

Dane's Son has been spotted walking to Brian's 8 am Hawaii time this morning.
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post Sep 21 2009, 09:28 PM
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DKW2?

Take videos. Please.
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post Sep 21 2009, 11:47 PM
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{1, 3, 6, 7, 8}
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post Sep 22 2009, 09:15 AM
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The difference between DKW and Dane's Son is that DKW doesn't want to improve, while Dane's Son desperately wants to improve and simply cannot.

DKW still shows up all the time, by the way.


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post Sep 22 2009, 09:34 AM
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So he's really WKD then. They should have a money match.
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post Sep 22 2009, 10:53 AM
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Okay, see, this is why I don't make a big deal out of Mei.
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post Sep 22 2009, 08:07 PM
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QUOTE (~HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO~ @ Sep 22 2009, 10:34 AM) *
So he's really WKD then. They should have a money match.


I expect you guys to record this when this happens.


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post Sep 23 2009, 03:15 AM
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QUOTE (spineshark @ Sep 22 2009, 08:53 AM) *
Okay, see, this is why I don't make a big deal out of Mei.


"Man, Super Highway is freakin' impossible!" Well, I had to start *somewhere*.


ive never personally talked to him but he seems like he feels that the fact that hes played for so long makes him superior to most despite the fact that he can barely do 9s and 10s
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post Sep 23 2009, 06:46 AM
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QUOTE (Lobster Jesus @ Sep 23 2009, 01:15 AM) *
"Man, Super Highway is freakin' impossible!" Well, I had to start *somewhere*.


ive never personally talked to him but he seems like he feels that the fact that hes played for so long makes him superior to most despite the fact that he can barely do 9s and 10s

DKW can clear 10s? I always thought he played one-handed, and his "best" accomplishment was clearing 100% minimooG [a] on Life difficulty 1 (he plays on this, right? Guy needs a gameshark to beat Final Fantasy 7, he's gotta have the life bar on the lowest setting.)


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post Sep 23 2009, 08:32 AM
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DKW CANNOT do 10s wtf. Or 9s. MAYBE 8s.

He's just weird and delusional.

Basically if you want to have a good time come to Hawaii and you could practically write a thesis paper about the number of weird people here.


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post Sep 23 2009, 11:24 AM
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QUOTE (Toph @ Sep 23 2009, 06:32 AM) *
DKW CANNOT do 10s wtf. Or 9s. MAYBE 8s.

He's just weird and delusional.

Basically if you want to have a good time come to Hawaii and you could practically write a thesis paper about the number of weird people here.



Im pretty sure there was like, 1 or 2 underrated 10s hes cleared.

edit: Yeah score trackers says he cleared 11 10s.
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post Sep 23 2009, 01:16 PM
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QUOTE (Lobster Jesus @ Sep 23 2009, 12:24 PM) *
Im pretty sure there was like, 1 or 2 underrated 10s hes cleared.

edit: Yeah score trackers says he cleared 11 10s.



Better then Dane's son already.
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